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**Arters** · 05-02-2012, 10:25

I wonder if it's snowing in Cloud Cuckoo Land?

Oi, Nanotm........

Jarrod, can I come down yours?......we can have such fun on the big hill, what!

**DavidCameron** · 05-02-2012, 10:31

Originally Posted by Mark The Convict

You don't like this?

I must admit - there's that many people that have his 'like' as their signature - it's difficult to work out what he does or doesn't like now.

**jarrod248** · 05-02-2012, 10:33

Originally Posted by Arters

I wonder if it's snowing in Cloud Cuckoo Land?

Oi, Nanotm........

Jarrod, can I come down yours?......we can have such fun on the big hill, what!

Yeah mate course you can, give me time to chuck some beef in the slow cooker and I'm ready. Might take the Bedford for a run out.

**Fugly** · 05-02-2012, 10:37

Originally Posted by DavidCameron

I must admit - there's that many people that have his 'like' as their signature - it's difficult to work out what he does or doesn't like now.

It's even more difficult to work out how long you've had a typo in your signature block. What the fuck is a "Helictopter"??

**Westpoint** · 05-02-2012, 10:52

Originally Posted by Fugly

It's even more difficult to work out how long you've had a typo in your signature block. What the fuck is a "Helictopter"??

David Cameron has a toy which he calls a Helitopter as he cannot yet talk proper, and his voice has yet to break.

**DavidCameron** · 05-02-2012, 11:06

Originally Posted by Fugly

It's even more difficult to work out how long you've had a typo in your signature block. What the fuck is a "Helictopter"??

No idea what you're talking about

**Fugly** · 05-02-2012, 11:24

Originally Posted by DavidCameron

No idea what you're talking about

Ah, must have been my eyes deceiving me as i age!

**polar69** · 05-02-2012, 11:31

Fucking pussy OP. I remember once when I was back on leave in Yorkshire and I had to get to Ousten for my shift, it was pissing it down with snow, all roads were blocked - the AA said don't drive, the police said don't drive, the wife said "Don't you f in drive or there will be no more blow jobs for you"

So I rang work, the chief said "Get you arse into work there is no snow here"
So I drove, took 8 hours , got there in one piece only to put my nova in a ditch outside my flat, twenty feet from home.

Never did get any more blowjobs.

**velcrostripes** · 05-02-2012, 11:42

Originally Posted by harvey12

whats the armys policy on getting into work in the snow. i live about 4 miles away but the roads are icy and will be dangerous to drive?

Pretend you are an " Ice Road Trucker " and drive hell for leather to camp .
C'mon , your country needs you .
If the lovely Lisa can do it , so can you .