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Discuss getting into work in the snow?? at the Juniors forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by harvey12 your all cunts! At least cunts are useful....
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    Quote Originally Posted by harvey12 View Post
    your all cunts!
    At least cunts are useful.
    The term bugle originates from the French word bugleret, which was derived from the Latin buculus, meaning young bull.

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    Use your mark 1 land rovers, failing that get in the transit block before the weather comes in !!!

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    Harvey, ignore all the mockers. Prof some days off and be glad of it. The army's shit.

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    He's a chef, must be on early breakfasts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldbaldy View Post
    He's a chef, must be on early breakfasts.
    Hope he gets in 10 minutes earlier as those sausages could do with some colour (and cooking) on them. Don't get me started on the milky anaemic bacon.

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    Buy some skis.........simples And man up you mincing tart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidCameron View Post
    Is it me, or is this country becoming a bit too gay? Reports of heavy snowfall are gripping parts of the UK as it prepares itself for closures of schools, disruptions to public transport and chaos for millions of people commuting to work. BA have cancelled a third of their flights, local councils are inundated with demand for grit salt...

    Meanwhile Minsk, Norway, Kiev, Finland, Alaska, Canada and Iceland are just cracking on with it, laughing their tits off at us.
    Yep. Take it from an American currently based here. It's just plain hilarious to me. And kinda sad, that a country which fought in WW2 with such guts and courage is behaving like a bunch of wussies. What the hell is happening to that famous British "Keep Calm and Carry On" spirit?

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    So Juniors are allowed to live out these days?

    Just say you are worried about getting into work, get your bouncing bomb and live in the gym until the snow goes,


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    Right, you F**kers, I dont Give a Bloody Bugger!

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    One of my mates tried the "it's too icy to drive to work" last year. The Tp Ssgt phoned him and told him that everyone else in the Sqn had made it into work and that if they had to send the dutydriver to get him then he'd need to pack enough kit so that he could stay on camp till the weather improved, shockingly enough he was in work 45 minutes later.
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    Wah sheild up -Harvey. Dont be a dick and plan a way of getting to work.

    Wah sheild down. I really hope its a fatal accident that you have attempting to get into work.
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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