ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Sicknote** · 30-03-2012, 22:04

The only people in London who will go for this are illegal immigrants. I don't know how they get these security jobs as you'd expect stringent vetting!

**dinosaur_poo** · 30-03-2012, 22:09

Originally Posted by Sicknote

The only people in London who will go for this are illegal immigrants. I don't know how they get these security jobs as you'd expect stringent vetting!

As I said before, cheapest bidder.

Some of the people who check our passes are probably the very people security is there to prevent getting on the site. There's some clear terrorists hanging about. And as I also said before, they're all shit. You laugh about using the rockapes to operate the barrier... but the way some of these titfucks do it, anyone would think it was a highly professional trade requiring no less than a PhD.

**Sinner251** · 30-03-2012, 22:29

Hector wish I'd have remembered, you could have tendered for here, can't be worse than the clowns in charge now. Tenders had to be in for 1st march.
As to the op, this is a shitty run down shopping centre and we get £10.50ph plus a nightshift bonus in a grim northern shithole, £7.50 for London? Having a laugh ya berk.

**Mugatu** · 30-03-2012, 22:56

Are these the Forceselect positions?

To be honest you'd think a company that chooses this name and operation would have the decency to offer competitive rates, looks a bit suss!

nevermind, they are. Job Search - Force Select

**donmac** · 30-03-2012, 23:09

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]Apparently 25 years and 3 months as an AFV Crewman with Black Watch, Royal Hussars, and Royal Lancers.
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Probably not quite as much of a failure as you'd hoped then 'donmac'. Quite a good little stretch in fact...
In fact, in the event that him and Verdi are both telling the truth, him and Verdi should have served together, so prospects are looking good for your job Mr Verdi.

I'm humbled.

**filthyphil** · 31-03-2012, 03:08

Originally Posted by Albionroar

Just like to add, that just maybe, there might be a young private in London, fallen on hard times that I can make a quid out of by paying him less than the dole then fuck him off after a couple of months while I charge clients a fortune

You're all fucking heart Shylock.

**filthyphil** · 31-03-2012, 03:10

Originally Posted by Mr_Snakey

The bloke's a bit of a cunt if you ask me, but I'n no expert.

I think you've done quite well actually.

**AFA06** · 31-03-2012, 03:33

Funny thread. I like to read these joke ones occasionally

**TheIronDuke** · 31-03-2012, 03:57

thirdly, noone on here knows my background and what I've done in my life, so although, yes, I'm a civvie, who knows what I did beforehand.thirdly.

Nooone knows what anybody did before they were a civvie on account of them not being fucking born yet. Apart from me. I was an aligator in a previous life. We're not big on sport but we're fucking ace at security and we couldnt give a toss about the money. A few old chickens a day will do us nicely. PM me if interested, yah?