ARmy Rumour SErvice

**theoriginalphantom** · 01-02-2010, 23:34

Originally Posted by yeeyee

DONT FANCY WORKING WITH FOREIGN NATIONALS

Don't go abroad to work then!

**ordinaryforces** · 01-02-2010, 23:37

Try Hereford
They always seem to be mentioning something called the Double-tap?
hope that helps?

**Tawahi-50** · 01-02-2010, 23:43

Well, it's certainly the place to do a bit of soldering.

**JoeCivvie** · 01-02-2010, 23:47

Sounds like he's going round the bend.

**Tremaine** · 01-02-2010, 23:49

**Groan** ballcocks, driving us round the S-bend, this is. Can you not just Stop-me old -Co ck? Got it out yer cistern yet?

I know....

**Fugly** · 01-02-2010, 23:50

(Plug) Hole.

Shite.

**Tremaine** · 01-02-2010, 23:51

Originally Posted by Fugly

(Plug) Hole.

Shite.

:( Did u have to give him another Plug??

**putteesinmyhands** · 02-02-2010, 00:32

Not having been to Afghan, I'm basin these comments on what a copper told me. You need to have a bit of lead in your pencil to wrench yourself away from safety and take what's throne at you out there. You need to be careful, because some of the contractors are a right shower. There's some good advice in these threads but beware of comments by obvious tubes. Don't believe everything a geyser tells you.

The contractors follow a near-military chain of command. It's a good way to avoid a drain on resources. If you get turned down, don't faucet - your chances of reapplying could well go down the pan.

There's a woman doing a series of jobs fairs around the country - if you interceptor, she may leak some inside information. Don't try to tap her up, though. She's a right boiler.

**Ritch** · 02-02-2010, 00:35

Originally Posted by yeeyee

DONT FANCY WORKING WITH FOREIGN NATIONALS

Ooh, a racist plumber? Is the market flooded with them too?

**Command_doh** · 02-02-2010, 00:35

This is a windup of miniscule proportions. You don't like working with foreign nationals you say? Hmmm, well you are fcuked in the U.K. then really. And seeing as how most people outside the U.K. are 'foreign nationals' as you so 'BNP' coin it, you'd be fcuked there too.

Best just kill yourself then.