Thread: Mornington Crescent

Originally Posted by devexwarrior

Bastard!

Funnily enough, this very week, I have received a copy of my parents' marriage certificate :D

To show that there are no hard feelings, I give you:

FULHAM BROADWAY

:P

We're on strike. The People United Can Never Be Defeated. You Cant Touch Me I'm Part Of The Union. Billy Bragg.

Pick any fucking station you want, Running Dogs of the Capitalist Hyena.

Well if it's running dogs you want then you'll be wanting

Woodford Green

Originally Posted by devexwarrior

Well if it's running dogs you want then you'll be wanting

Woodford Green

Shit. All right. The Paper Tiger of Charring Cross. Before Starbucks replaced the bookshops. Obviously.

Charring Cross.

Capitalist pig.

Only one 'r' in Charing - I give in!

Piccadilly Circus. That's the one with two "c's" and two "l's" innit!

Originally Posted by DavetheApe

Piccadilly Circus. That's the one with two "c's" and two "l's" innit!

and the silent q in armadillo takes to Rodding Valley

Originally Posted by devexwarrior

Originally Posted by DavetheApe

Piccadilly Circus. That's the one with two "c's" and two "l's" innit!

and the silent q in armadillo takes to Rodding Valley

Damn you all to Heck. Bond Street. Try attacking me on Bonndd Street with all them CCTV's. Bonnnnnnndddddddd Street. Hah.

Bond Street to St Jame's Park

Did you see what I did there?

You blew the punctuation so its a free radical on your last submission you silly boy. Chatsworth Rules I think you'll find?

Saint James' Park.

Now we are finally off of the dismal smelly London Underground and onto the clean modern Newcastle Metro. Run by Ze Chermans who say they will make ze trains run on time.

Longbenton. Hah.

There was the occasional brief moment when I thought you might, just possibly, have been a gentleman. How easily can the veneer slip.

Being a gentleman, I declare UXBRIDGE ... multi-linear, and part of that national institution called the London Underground.


And ... paaah, Sir.

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

You blew the punctuation so its a free radical on your last submission you silly boy. Chatsworth Rules I think you'll find?

Saint James' Park.

Now we are finally off of the dismal smelly London Underground and onto the clean modern Newcastle Metro. Run by Ze Chermans who say they will make ze trains run on time.

Longbenton. Hah.

Long-fecking-benton? What the hell is this? Ant and Dec's Saturday night freaking take-a-way?

You Sir, are nothing but a vulgarian. CCTV or not, I give you:

Green Park*


* very handy for the RAF Club dontcha know....

Is here a buzzing in my ear? No? Thought not. Mosca's or wasps no doubt.

The Shields Ferry.

A Shields Ferry makes the seven minute trip across the River Tyne between North and South Shields ferry landings every 30 minutes in each direction. The ferries also cruise along the Tyne in the summer, for 1 hour Tyne Tours or 3 hour Afternoon River Trips. And they’re available for hire for fundraising events, parties or the safe disposal of your ex-wife.

Dont make me do Whitley Bay. Because I will.

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Is here a buzzing in my ear? No? Thought not. Mosca's or wasps no doubt.

The Shields Ferry.

A Shields Ferry makes the seven minute trip across the River Tyne between North and South Shields ferry landings every 30 minutes in each direction. The ferries also cruise along the Tyne in the summer, for 1 hour Tyne Tours or 3 hour Afternoon River Trips. And they’re available for hire for fundraising events, parties or the safe disposal of your ex-wife.

Dont make me do Whitley Bay. Because I will.

OK I.D., the guys with the van are on stand-by. It's for your own good. You either get into your Shed and reflect for a while or you will need some serious MC re-education.

The Newcastle Metro thing was a little eccentric I grant you. Amusing. Very amusing.

Threatening "Whitley Bay" is another thing.

Step away from the keyboard.

I'll try and get this back on an even keel;

Belsize Park.

Happy now?