Thread: 'Baron' Castleshort Part 2

ah well so much for me engaging Walt factor nine !thought i was a right little ninja private eye - bit like Bri McC

btw whats E&OE to the uninitiated?

Errors and Omissions Excepted ?? (not that I'm initiated... but i do know a little bit of Latin :D )

Reply from Nast

Уважаемый коллега,
Ñ� лично знаю Джима уже много лет. Ð*то его Ñ�тиль и Ñ�то его бизнеÑ�. Ð’ нашей Ñ�тране он уже никогда не закрепитÑ�Ñ�. Мы прошли IBA d 1995 -2000 годах, и не проÑ�то чего-то взÑ�ли, но заплатили за Ñ�то и иÑ�пользовали в Ñ�воих целÑ�Ñ…. Ð�емного, но доÑ�таточно важное - прежде вÑ�его Ñ�ам подход к обучению.
� в�е о�тальное - �то проблемы тех, кто ведет�� на его имидж. Он до�таточно �ведущий �пециали�т на том уровне, который за�вл�ет. � про медали и ордена - �то его личное дело
Dear colleague,
I personally know Jim for many years. It is his style, and it is his business. In our country, he has never taken hold. We passed IBA d 1995 -2000 years, and not just something made, but paid for it and use for their own purposes. A little bit, but quite important - particularly the approach to learning.
All the rest - this is the problem of who is in his image. He is versed expert on the level of states. And about the medal and the Order - it is his own business

Reply:

Большое �па�ибо за ваш ответ.

Как � уже говорил ранее, � не был допро� М�Ю или его уровн� подготовки, про�то доверие к Генеральному директору, который в моей �тране фаль�ифицированных требований военной �лужбы � целью получени� прибыли.

Помимо �того, � бы, как правило, �огла�ны � Вами по поводу медали и награды - �то его дело, но хотел бы добавить, "ри�к покупател�" (Покупатель береги�ь).

Many thanks for your reply.

As I said earlier, I was not questioning the IBA or it's standard of training, just the credibility of the Director General, who in my country has falsified claims of military service for profit.

Apart from this, I would normally agree with you about medals and awards - it is his business, but would add "Caveat Emptor" (Buyer beware)..

Originally Posted by Sardaukar

That is our guy from Croydon

Surely you not suggesting that County Croydon is not an offshoot (colony/protectorate) of the Emerald Isle, and that Mr Shortt was not Irish born ;)

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Originally Posted by thomas720

The thread accepted earlier on that there is no such place as Castle Cosey Castle Bellingham..etc etc ...but there is a Castle Court , Castle Bellingham.....

As it seeems a fairly rural area ,probably covered by one postie , is it not too much to believe that the postal address is altered on purpose to throw the weaker hounds from the scent?

If the postie saw the addy he would immediately recognise it as Jimbos "walt "deliveries and post it as so.

Been done, matey ... there's a development of 5 houses on the site of the old Castle Cosey on Brewery Street ... and the local Post Office in Castlebellingham knows Shortt lives locally.

Probably, E&OE and that stuff :wink:

The place in question

KTM

Can you go to;

http://ims0.osiemaps.ie/website/publ...&ecom=S1&user=

Select "search" and input "castle cosy". It will pull up Castle Cosy, Brewery Street. From the resultant aerial photographs can you ID the locations of the various phots?

Originally Posted by rockape34

Originally Posted by Sardaukar

That is our guy from Croydon

Surely you not suggesting that County Croydon is not an offshoot (colony/protectorate) of the Emerald Isle, and that Mr Shortt was not Irish born ;)

Croydon actually might be offshoot of Ireland, considering that now I have a colleague in company from Croydon...and he is mad as a bat! So, now I have competition..

Anyhow,i f Jimbo is Irish-born, he must have come out from wrong orifice, he is so full of it.

Originally Posted by Gas Gas Gas

KTM

Can you go to;

http://ims0.osiemaps.ie/website/publ...&ecom=S1&user=

Select "search" and input "castle cosy". It will pull up Castle Cosy, Brewery Street. From the resultant aerial photographs can you ID the locations of the various phots?

Having problem saving the map to anote the various locations.
I will post the info that came with the pics from a third party ARRSE supporter.(his bold)
Jims abode is in the pic with the gate with the name "CASTLE COSEY" and the guard dog sign, I was directed there by locals. The pub is where BREWERY STREET ends, working back, going left about 100mtrs from the pub is Jims house, the builders vans you can see seem to be that building co. registered in CASTLE COSY. CASTLE COSEY is the name of the area, it is a small area in the village of CASTLEBELLINGHAM

The highlighted waymarker on the aerial map is castle cosy, working back to the left you come to a row of house where the brewery pub is located. The pub is last building.
Across the road is the junction where the long shot of CC gates was taken and the shot of the pub.
KTM

Originally Posted by kevthemed

The place in question

EXCELLENT stuff, thank you "Third Party"

Are the Guard Dogs IBA graduates?
Or, indeed, knowing Jim's normal bullsh1t are there any dogs at all
Although I guess the external letter-box suggests there probably are.

I wonder who he's scared of? Burglars? IRA? Russians?

And PLEASE tell me that it's a bungalow!

Did you see the main dining hall where he is reputed to entertain?

As posted many pages back...the development of the Castle Cosey area



Sterling work chaps

Dogs? http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache...lnk&cd=6&gl=uk
http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache...lnk&cd=7&gl=uk
Oh yes!

@ PR .... Hate to disagree with your red outline, mate, but the gate is right by the road junction. That would make it #5, not #1 as you've shown it.

Not that the final build of access would necessarily be as shown in the plan, but you can see that anyway by the fence/hedge lines on the satellite image.

So - do I send him an ARRSE Pin or not?

M'lud Blue,
Said red lining was done afore the photo's published today by KevtheMed (excellent work!!)

Please amend somebody/anybody, if you can...we shall all be obliged...twas only based on speculation...

Which one will be the Cosey Castle? 1?2?3?4?5? that Postman Pat posts at?

198 " pages'' ..


I'm all a flutter waiting for the start of Chapter/Part 3 and the filing of this installment in the ARRSEArchive..

Has Baron, Sir Jim Short[t] of Castleshort[t], AB CD EF GH,Knight Grand Cross of the Walt, had his solicitors serve papers at Chateau ARRSE yet?

His lawyers will be having to sift through a lot of 'depositions' and research if he doesn't hurry up. At the rate most charge per hour, that could cut into the profits for this fiscal year, Jim...and, I trust, you won't pass on the costs to your IBA students through an increase in fees...

Originally Posted by PappaRat

M'lud Blue,
Said red lining was done afore the photo's published today by KevtheMed (excellent work!!)

Please amend somebody/anybody, if you can...we shall all be obliged...twas only based on speculation...

Which one will be the Cosey Castle? 1?2?3?4?5? that Postman Pat posts at?

As I said, according to the Council's Plan it appears to be Number 5.
Just a house, regardless of what THE LIAR sticks on the gate.

Blue
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