The chat room is empty, anybody fancy a quick O Group and chat on this thread & ideas to raise the bar ?

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Originally Posted by Filbert Fox

Originally Posted by Random_Task

Originally Posted by Filbert Fox

I'm still going next year! Jimbos body guards will probably take me outside for a pasting for larging it with the ladies whilst wearing my real gongs and pointing and sniggering at Jims commemorative and self issued rack.

I would appreciate it if you could get me the phone number for the ginger haired girl,2nd from left. Try and do it before the IBA give you a kicking though.

I'll give it ago, if I am on a ventilator in the local ITU, you will find her number inside a condom that I will have inserted into my rectum to stop his goons from finding it.

I'll bring Jarrod with me,I believe he's some kind of nurse,and I'm sure he'd have a good 'rummage round' to find it for me.

Originally Posted by Victorian_Major

Originally Posted by niner_domestic

The following is by Tom Mungall...

The Kilt

...yadda yadda yadda...

Christ, it's damn complicated being a celtic type - all this travel-blanket origami seems a bit pretentious. Why didn't the poxy liar choose the English feudal system - much easier to pass under the radar...

Probably because he would've been rumbled rather sharpish?

MsG

Originally Posted by Random_Task

Originally Posted by Filbert Fox

Originally Posted by Random_Task

Originally Posted by Filbert Fox

I'm still going next year! Jimbos body guards will probably take me outside for a pasting for larging it with the ladies whilst wearing my real gongs and pointing and sniggering at Jims commemorative and self issued rack.

I would appreciate it if you could get me the phone number for the ginger haired girl,2nd from left. Try and do it before the IBA give you a kicking though.

I'll give it ago, if I am on a ventilator in the local ITU, you will find her number inside a condom that I will have inserted into my rectum to stop his goons from finding it.

I'll bring Jarrod with me,I believe he's some kind of nurse,and I'm sure he'd have a good 'rummage round' to find it for me.

Failing that you'll find her number in the nearest phone box.

Ok, folks ... we've giggled about this for a good long time now. Do we now take offensive action?

Jim threatened to sue ARRSE [which appears to be as meaningful as his other claims]. He hasn't ... so up his fundament, sideways.

A few "feelers" have gone out, bringing in a bit of interest from outside [especially Phoenix, thank you]. But this gets us nowhere unless the real people start to look at him.

So I'm proposing a standard letter [as sort of amalgam of the Shortt Wiki, with the link] formally inviting their interest.

I'm talking about ROI Police, Revenue.
Medical Council[s].
Anyone like that ... let's get a list, and I'll start a draft, if you agree.

The guest list of the Russian summer ball?

I think the advertising thing may be more appropriate, unless he has been using unliscensed shooters in ROI, and sneaking to the tax authorities goes against my own particular grain, its a bit stalinist for me.

But naughty guns, and conning people with misleading advertising is a different matter.

Originally Posted by londonirish

I think the advertising thing may be more appropriate, unless he has been using unliscensed shooters in ROI, and sneaking to the tax authorities goes against my own particular grain, its a bit stalinist for me.

But naughty guns, and conning people with misleading advertising is a different matter.

IIRC the UK has well-established benefit Fraud Hotline and similar. Who's taxes are being possibly unpaid? The residents of the ROI are the eventual victims. Perhaps a resident of the ROI should send the relevant letter[s]

Naughty guns ... definite possible. And "paramilitary activity"?

Advertising ... as in untrue claims of PARA/SAS. Yes. Whose ASA are we addressing? ROI/UK/Latvia/Waltania?

Given that there's supposedly one born every minute, I reckon the 'twice-knighted' (at my last count) self-styled 'Baron' 'Colonel' James Shortt of Castleshort (insert any combination of letters, orders, decorations here) of that ilk, elk or whatever, born of humble origins in Croydon and with no credible military connections, will continue to find enough suckers to pander to his outrageous egomania for some time to come. As we have seen, many will even pay good money straight into one of his many bank accounts for the privilege.

Sometimes, I wonder who deserves more blame here. Is having a dressing-up box that rivals the wardrobe of the D'Oyly Carte really such a crime? So, if Jim provides irrefutable proof of his military service or concedes that such claims are without foundation and offers an apology, I, for one, will leave him alone to continue acting out the rest of his fantasies and sucker those who appear to deserve no better.

Originally Posted by Dunservin

Given that there's supposedly one born every minute, I reckon the 'twice-knighted' (at my last count) self-styled 'Baron' 'Colonel' James Shortt of Castleshort (insert any combination of letters, orders, decorations here) of that ilk, elk or whatever, born of humble origins in Croydon and with no credible military connections, will continue to find enough suckers to pander to his outrageous egomania for some time to come. As we have seen, many will even pay good money straight into one of his many bank accounts for the privilege.

Sometimes, I wonder who deserves more blame here. Is having a dressing-up box that rivals the wardrobe of the D'Oyly Carte really such a crime? So, if Jim provides irrefutable proof of his military service or concedes that such claims are without foundation and offers an apology, I, for one, will leave him alone to continue acting out the rest of his fantasies and sucker those who appear to deserve no better.

There's fairness in what you say, if it wasn't for the reportage of improperly teaching medical procedures and generally offering fukcing useless and potentially dangerous techniques to dimweeds who then go and get themselves, or their clients, killed. Possibly.