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  1. 18-06-2007, 16:16 #1
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    Bernard Manning is Dead

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    The entire Commission for Racial Equality has been arrested on suspicion of murder.
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  2. 18-06-2007, 16:22 #2
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner
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    The entire Commission for Racial Equality has been arrested on suspicion of murder.
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  3. 18-06-2007, 16:25 #3
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    I lke this bit from his obituary:

    "As when, soon after the Falklands war, he told his audience that two soldiers from the conflict were present.

    As the jingoistic cheers rang out, Manning embarrassed the audience by adding: "They're Argentinians."
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  4. 18-06-2007, 16:26 #4
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    Hope they show some of his old performances, but somehow don't think that likely.
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  5. 18-06-2007, 16:27 #5
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    I really dont care how un PC he was. I liked him. RIP
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  6. 18-06-2007, 16:29 #6
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    bloody hell, I went to the Embassy club for my stag do back in 93

    Rest in Peace big fella
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  7. 18-06-2007, 16:32 #7
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    gutter, bloke was a legend. RIP
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  8. 18-06-2007, 16:37 #8
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    Good riddance to him as far as I'm concerned. Nothing but a racist tw@t.
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  9. 18-06-2007, 16:42 #9
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    The man was a legend and a very amiable, approachable and kind character when away from the stage.
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner
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    The entire Commission for Racial Equality has been arrested on suspicion of murder.
    Trevor Phillips has an alibi, he was busy telling a "joke" of his own.

    Race watchdog forced to apologise over 'bad taste' Queen Mother joke
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Ex_ex
    Trevor Phillips has an alibi, he was busy telling a "joke" of his own.

    Race watchdog forced to apologise over 'bad taste' Queen Mother joke
    Slightly off-topic, three words for Mr Phillips: boot, other, and foot.

    Re. BManning - bye. Didn't hate or love him.
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  12. 18-06-2007, 17:15 #12
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    RIP , like him or not, he was a self made man!
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    Re: Bernard Manning is Dead

    It's all of his turkeys I feel sorry for.
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    Bernard Manning Dead.

    Link here:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6765093.stm
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    Re: Bernard Manning Dead.

    Thread here:

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...c/t=70152.html
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