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Discuss Bernard Manning is Dead at the The Intelligence Cell forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Very funny bloke, and no more un-PC than what we say in the NAAFI! RIP...
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    Very funny bloke, and no more un-PC than what we say in the NAAFI!

    RIP
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    R.I.P. Mr mannig sincere sympathy to his family and friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_sophist
    Some respect for the dead, cnuts, even if you don't approve of him. Shutting up would have been a better option.
    Yeah... just like him then? Respectful? He'd be the first to take the p*ss out of anyone, anything (including the dead!) F*ck him.

    N.B. I do not have this attitude or lack of resepct for the dead... normally. But in this pricks case I'll make an exception!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_sophist
    Some respect for the dead, cnuts, even if you don't approve of him. Shutting up would have been a better option.
    Yeah... just like him then? Respectful? He'd be the first to take the p*ss out of anyone, anything (including the dead!) F*ck him.
    N.B. I do not have this attitude or lack of resepct for the dead... normally. But in this pricks case I'll make an exception!
    OK, you have your view. I acknowledge it, but do not respect it.
    The guy is dead ... RIP, and be free from being slagged off.
    You are alive, laddie, and free to say what you want.
    In your case, prick, I'll make an exception.
    Show some respect by fukcing off.
    NOW.

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    There are some excellent Manning clips on you tube, if, of course, you liked the old guy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlxQ...elated&search=

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    Quote Originally Posted by merchantman
    There are some excellent Manning clips on you tube, if, of course, you liked the old guy:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlxQ...elated&search=
    Oh, good grief ... now the knobbers will watch and start whimpering again

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    I know who I would rather see dead between Bernard Manning and that tw*t from the P.C. mafia Philips, slagging off the queen mum,grrrr
    I bought the last fekker.

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    Having just seen some clips on the Northwest news i did have a quick chuckle. The guy was funny and in his words "the only point of a joke is to make people laugh"

    The man also did a hell of a lot for charity that very few people know about because, unlike a lot of people, he didn't go about telling everybody about it.

    My dad told me about a time he was doing a speed trap near his house and Bernard brought them a couple of brews and some sandwiches with the line "Make sure you catch plenty of those barstewards, kids play round here." Couple of weeks later he promptly ripped the hell out of my dad and his colleagues when they went on a works do at the Embassy.
    One sunday as mother was repainting the house a a cunningly worded invitation to join WWII arrived.

    "Just fancy" said mother "of all the people in the country they chose you"

    Laughingly i felled her with a right cross.

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    If I have nothing good to say about someone.....I don't say it....dead or alive.

    But I am not a stand up comedian and fans aren't paying at the door to see me rip the pish out of people,
    if I was however......then I would.

    Bernard. RIP mate.
    so mote it be

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    As it says on The ARRSES NAAFI bar

    Dont enter if you are easily offended.

    Everyone who paid money to see BM knew what they were letting thems in for, just like with Chubby Brown and other X rated comedians. I dont agree with some of his views and he was stopped from doing TV for his acts. Majority of those who he abused in his live acts still went back for more so you have to respect him for his views and his comedy genius.

    R.I.P BM
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