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  1. 01-12-2005, 09:58 #1
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    Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4484614.stm
    Fm Beeb website. I wonder if there are any ARRSE pensioners at the moment & how many will post now that they are on-line.
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  2. 01-12-2005, 10:03 #2
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Do we need to increase the size of our default font now?

    I Said, do we need to increase the si.....

    Oh never mind.....

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  3. 01-12-2005, 10:08 #3
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Granny Porn?

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  4. 01-12-2005, 10:22 #4
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Quote Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble
    Granny Porn?

    I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!




    (and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!! )
    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Quote Originally Posted by Micky_Dees
    Do we need to increase the size of our default font now?

    I Said, do we need to increase the si.....

    Oh never mind.....

    Genuine LOL -very good M_D

    Seriously, a few red coated ARRSErs would be most welcome
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  6. 01-12-2005, 11:32 #6
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Quote Originally Posted by fozzy
    Quote Originally Posted by Micky_Dees
    Do we need to increase the size of our default font now?

    I Said, do we need to increase the si.....

    Oh never mind.....

    Genuine LOL -very good M_D

    Seriously, a few red coated ARRSErs would be most welcome
    But we aren't to know how many there are at the moment at any rate.
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  7. 01-12-2005, 11:46 #7
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Quote Originally Posted by flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble
    Granny Porn?

    I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!




    (and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!! )


    What else could they be looking at

    The codger on the left is clearly saying "Look at the state of that! her collar and cuffs dont match"

    Caption Competition anyone
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  8. 01-12-2005, 12:00 #8
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Quote Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble
    Quote Originally Posted by flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble
    Granny Porn?

    I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!




    (and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!! )


    What else could they be looking at

    The codger on the left is clearly saying "Look at the state of that! her collar and cuffs dont match"

    Caption Competition anyone
    "Sarge....the enter buttons just there..... Sarge? Sarge! Wake Up!.....Oh Gawd.....I think his tickers given out! NURSE? NURSE!"
    Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum
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  9. 01-12-2005, 12:05 #9
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Quote Originally Posted by Micky_Dees
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble
    Quote Originally Posted by flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble
    Granny Porn?

    I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!




    (and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!! )


    What else could they be looking at

    The codger on the left is clearly saying "Look at the state of that! her collar and cuffs dont match"

    Caption Competition anyone
    "Sarge....the enter buttons just there..... Sarge? Sarge! Wake Up!.....Oh Gawd.....I think his tickers given out! NURSE? NURSE!"
    Ok ok the one on the far right sitting down is clearly saying "jesus...ti.tty...fcuking...christ "
    Loving his expression!!
    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
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  10. 01-12-2005, 12:16 #10
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    Re: Chelsea pensioners get their own cybercafe

    Royal Hospital lap-top function keys

    Alt-shift-right Raises right cheek for controlled fart
    Alt-shift-left Raises left cheek for controlled fart
    Ctrl-Esc Drains colostomy bag

    Ctrl-shift-f Wheelchair forward
    Ctrl-shift-End Wheelchair stop
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