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**growler** · 01-12-2005, 09:58

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4484614.stm
Fm Beeb website. I wonder if there are any ARRSE pensioners at the moment & how many will post now that they are on-line.

**Micky_Dees** · 01-12-2005, 10:03

Do we need to increase the size of our default font now?

I Said, do we need to increase the si.....

Oh never mind.....

**Ozgerbobble** · 01-12-2005, 10:08

Granny Porn?

**flowers** · 01-12-2005, 10:22

Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble

Granny Porn?

I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!

(and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!!

)

**fozzy** · 01-12-2005, 11:25

Originally Posted by Micky_Dees

Do we need to increase the size of our default font now?

I Said, do we need to increase the si.....

Oh never mind.....

Genuine LOL -very good M_D

Seriously, a few red coated ARRSErs would be most welcome

**growler** · 01-12-2005, 11:32

Originally Posted by fozzy

Originally Posted by Micky_Dees

Do we need to increase the size of our default font now?

I Said, do we need to increase the si.....

Oh never mind.....

Genuine LOL -very good M_D

Seriously, a few red coated ARRSErs would be most welcome

But we aren't to know how many there are at the moment at any rate.

**Ozgerbobble** · 01-12-2005, 11:46

Originally Posted by flowers

Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble

Granny Porn?

I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!

(and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!!

)

What else could they be looking at

The codger on the left is clearly saying "Look at the state of that! her collar and cuffs dont match"

Caption Competition anyone

**Micky_Dees** · 01-12-2005, 12:00

Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble

Originally Posted by flowers

Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble

Granny Porn?

I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!

(and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!!

)

What else could they be looking at

The codger on the left is clearly saying "Look at the state of that! her collar and cuffs dont match"

Caption Competition anyone

"Sarge....the enter buttons just there..... Sarge? Sarge! Wake Up!.....Oh Gawd.....I think his tickers given out! NURSE? NURSE!"

**flowers** · 01-12-2005, 12:05

Originally Posted by Micky_Dees

Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble

Originally Posted by flowers

Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble

Granny Porn?

I knew it wouldn't be long before someone said this, and quelle surprise its Oz!

(and you well know granny porn is not just for the older generation!!

)

What else could they be looking at

The codger on the left is clearly saying "Look at the state of that! her collar and cuffs dont match"

Caption Competition anyone

"Sarge....the enter buttons just there..... Sarge? Sarge! Wake Up!.....Oh Gawd.....I think his tickers given out! NURSE? NURSE!"

Ok ok the one on the far right sitting down is clearly saying "jesus...ti.tty...fcuking...christ "
Loving his expression!!

**whiffler** · 01-12-2005, 12:16

Royal Hospital lap-top function keys

Alt-shift-right Raises right cheek for controlled fart
Alt-shift-left Raises left cheek for controlled fart
Ctrl-Esc Drains colostomy bag

Ctrl-shift-f Wheelchair forward
Ctrl-shift-End Wheelchair stop
Ctrl-shift-pause Wheelchair mark time