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    IVe always liked Tutu but he has now gone up in my view. In fact anything bad that happens to Blair is fine by me.
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
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    Perhaps the Muslins could dispense with the arrest and just send in a man come martyr nice and close with one of those special, one time use only belts hidden under his loose clothing to deal with the matter.

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    Summer grasses -
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    of soldiers' dreams.


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    Do you think the blairs have any idea of how universally despised they are?


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    The Yanks love him, it wouldn't surprise me if he became a US citizen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolvoExPunk View Post
    Probably quite well. Shame he couldn't bring her along. I can supply an old tyre and a can of petrol for Tony.
    Just a small cup of petrol would be sufficient. Perhaps just a cuntfull...
    1. It's bloody expensive stuff and you wouldn't want to waste money on Blair would you? The tyre can be obtained for free at any tyre replacement outlet as they have to pay to dispose of them anyway.
    2. A small amount is all that's needed to get the tyre burning, that way it takes even longer to burn him...
    Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaldBleep View Post
    By arrest, I take it they mean behead.

    Hopefully.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brighton hippy View Post
    Tbf how much would you have to pay someone to be armed in Saint tonys presence.
    And not empty the magazine into,the back of his head while laughing .
    I was 30 yards from the shitcunt in Basrah in 2003, armed. If I'd known what the next five years would hold I might well have gone for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman View Post
    From what I gathered from a couple of Labour apparatchiks...................................... . even tried to make them cook the dinner. I can't imagine they've got any more popular in the meantime.

    How many on here would like to cook a meal for that pair?

    I bet they have eaten more "additives" than Michael Winner!
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    Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSLime View Post
    I was 30 yards from the shitcunt in Basrah in 2003, armed. If I'd known what the next five years would hold I might well have gone for it.
    So it's all your fault then!
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