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    Pretty much what was on my piece of paper, except a big circle for roundabout, and the word 'Statue!' as a reminder.

    Who needs satnav when you have ARRSe?
    And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
    Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
    Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
    Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
    The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
    They call it easing the Spring.
    They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
    If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
    And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
    Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
    Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
    For today we have naming of parts.


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    Older,but no wiser.

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    OK vvaannmmaann where do you need your alibi to be for when the SIB come to spin your drum/rattle your cage/etc... ?
    Guinness. It's the first food group.


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    You there for a map reading course?
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    Stupid crouching Infantry Statue

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    Soon as you come off the roundabout into Brecon it's the first turn on the right and is signposted, the stupid crouching infantry statue will tip you off.
    Seen my aviator .
    Blacky

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacky View Post
    Seen my aviator .
    Oh dear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacky View Post
    Seen my aviator .
    I hope for your sake that your 'spellcheck' has gone mong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacky View Post
    Seen my aviator .
    Is he the one with the shades, growbag and look at me attitude?
    Guinness. It's the first food group.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz View Post
    OK vvaannmmaann where do you need your alibi to be for when the SIB come to spin your drum/rattle your cage/etc... ?
    they wont catch him he is hiding inside his avatar.
    what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.

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    Just for blacky, his hero ....

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