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    Is Hide & Seek an olympic event ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Chimurenga_ View Post
    Is Hide & Seek an olympic event ?
    For sure, as is;

    - Creative excuse making as to why they would be in mortal danger if sent home
    - Sprinting to the benefits office
    - Free house hunting
    - Finding the nearest GP and NHS bottomless pit
    - Lining up the same for your extended (and extensive) family before they clear Heathrow who are already there and waiting

    Probably many other events for them too.

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    It set me thinking if I was an olympic competitor which country, that hosted an olympic games, would I abscond in?

    I'd pulp for Barbados, now if only they could be persuaded to host the 2020 Summer Olympic Games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Chimurenga_ View Post
    Is Hide & Seek an olympic event ?
    Yes, but Tia Sharp has that one in the bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Counter-Bluffer-Ops View Post
    They've been spotted living in a disused container near the Olympic Park and trawling for food in local supermarket bins. Their spokesman said "We've struck gold here - a luxury home and free food to boot - we could never had achieved this dream in Cameroon"
    They got hired by G4S already? That's quick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaDog View Post
    Yes, but Tia Sharp has that one in the bag.
    Only because Maddie hasn't been selected by team GB (or Portugal).


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    Quote Originally Posted by _Chimurenga_ View Post
    Is Hide & Seek an olympic event ?
    They will do well to beat the previous Saudi champion.

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    Perhaps they got wind of the impending terrorist attack........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt View Post
    I thought they disappeared from nottingham?
    I'm from that neck of the woods. I'll keep my eyes open for them.

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