ARmy Rumour SErvice

Sky reporting that bedding has been removed from the house for examination.

Originally Posted by Buzz

And the whole thing unfolds with a tedious inevitablity.

Sounds like the punch line to a Bill Bailey joke I heard once?

But yes it will do!

I'm pretty sure that she's been rolled up in a rug stuffed In the back of a transit and dumped off at the local pond.

BBC News "Police warned local searchers not to enter private property after two people were threatened with a weapon." So the hole neighbourhood are involved?

Originally Posted by sunnoficarus

If someone asked me to give a minute by minute running commentary of everthing that I did and said last Friday, complete with a minute by minute timeline, with dialogue for everyone else in the house, I'd be stumped.
Its what catches people out, they have far too much recollection down to the minute, when 99% of people would be hard pushed to remember anything beyond the broadest strokes of what they did.

I agree, and that he could remember every last detail of the clothes she was wearing and the order in which he did things - yet couldn't remember what she'd said - is suspicious. However, I still don't quite buy that he did it. Maybe he abused her and she ran off, or maybe he's overcompensating for the fact that everybody thinks he did it.

Yeah but the phone thing, he went on about the phone and how when she was playing with it it didnt charge so he told her to leave it on charge, not just on charge, but on charge and not playing with it, cos it doesnt charge if you play with it whilst it charging, it just doesnt work, so she left it on charge, without playing with it.

OK, so thats why she left her phone...it must be true because of how many times you said it.

Despite the fact that no kid leaves the house without their phone these days, she did because her toothless step grandpadad told her too, repeatedly.

Originally Posted by Rawhide

Yeah but the phone thing, he went on about the phone and how when she was playing with it it didnt charge so he told her to leave it on charge, not just on charge, but on charge and not playing with it, cos it doesnt charge if you play with it whilst it charging, it just doesnt work, so she left it on charge, without playing with it.

OK, so thats why she left her phone...it must be true because of how many times you said it.

Despite the fact that no kid leaves the house without their phone these days, she did because her toothless step grandpadad told her too, repeatedly.

And of course your kids always do what you tell them!!

Originally Posted by DrGonzo1

BBC News "Police warned local searchers not to enter private property after two people were threatened with a weapon." So the hole neighbourhood are involved?

Sounds like the ending to that film "Eden Lake"!

Tia Gran's Partner: Schoolgirl Is 'Angel'

See I knew the cunt was guilty......!!

I bet that tenner wasn't for doing the garden.