ARmy Rumour SErvice

**bitterandtwisted** · 27-07-2012, 06:18

Yes you can. Also its qualifies you also to write in your own shite MASSIVE CAAAAAAAANT on No10's door.

I have given you serious enough answer for your question, as it has to be measured as it is absolute drivel.

Furthermore, arrsehole.....

Do I win £5?

**gaijin** · 27-07-2012, 06:50

I think that the thread's title is misleading. There is nothing 'serious' about such a stupid question

**The_Snail** · 27-07-2012, 06:57

Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted

Yes you can. Also its qualifies you also to write in your own shite MASSIVE CAAAAAAAANT on No10's door.

I have given you serious enough answer for your question, as it has to be measured as it is absolute drivel.

Furthermore, arrsehole.....

Do I win £5?

Talking of arrseholes..... Hiya xxx

**vvaannmmaann** · 27-07-2012, 07:05

I should have stopped reading at "Jeremy Vine"

**Mark The Convict** · 27-07-2012, 07:22

Originally Posted by AIR FILTER

If...this coalitions austerity programme is being directly responsible for causing people to commit suicide, could David Cameron then be charged with manslaughter ?

If he could ensure that you're one of them, I'd shake his bloody hand!

**filthyphil** · 27-07-2012, 08:04

Even better, if enough benefits scroungers open a vein because they can't afford piss, fags and plasma tvs, an economic recovery could be just around the corner.

**eodmatt** · 27-07-2012, 08:13

Would someone please charge the OP under Sect 28. of the Posting Without Engaging Brain Act 1969?

**jagman** · 27-07-2012, 09:46

Originally Posted by AIR FILTER

The question is ... If it could be proved in a court of law that this coalitions austerity programme is being directly responsible for causing people to commit suicide, could David Cameron then be charged with manslaughter ?

This is a reference to a discussion on the BBC Radio 2 Jeremy vine programme which was aired on Thursday 26th July to which a woman claimed that 91 people in the UK have already sadly committed suicide as a direct result of this governments wild austerity programme.

Just as soon as Blair is in jail for the death of Dr Kelly we can discuss your question further....

**Micawber** · 27-07-2012, 09:57

You'd be better off going for Margaret Beckett over all the farmers who topped themselves through utter dispair when she completely fucked up the farm payments.

Stupid question though.

**AIR FILTER** · 27-07-2012, 10:58

Originally Posted by filthyphil

Even better, if enough benefits scroungers open a vein because they can't afford piss, fags and plasma tvs, an economic recovery could be just around the corner.

Err .. It was the hard working people of this country who's businesses and long term efforts have gone to the wall i was focusing on.

Surely if people are slotting themselves out of the normal rate of things, are you seriously suggesting that society just turns a blind eye and just accepts it ?

I can see Labours new election slogan right now .......

"More people have committed suicide under the leadership of David Cameron than any other British prime minister"

And that's no fucking joke!