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    tremble in fear argentina

    for we have a plane! just the one but a plane non the less.

    Defence secretary declares Britain's new £100m superfighter jet 'money well spent' after seeing it in action for the first time | Mail Online

    just need a ship to put it on now.
    what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.

    US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.

    a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.

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    The gucci VTOL capability is a complete waste of time IMHO.

    It's also something else to go very wrong with it.
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    I'd give my left bollock for a spin in one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt View Post
    for we have a plane!
    Oh fuck off. I usually read your contributions with interest. But taking the piss in IC is just not on. I shall now report you to my Moderators.
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    Will the RAF Oggies be flying it or the 2 or 3 others they can afford by the time they are deployable? Or will it be the Royal Army Flying Corp(R) by then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles015 View Post
    I'd give my left bollock for a spin in one.
    Just the left?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Command_doh View Post
    Will the RAF Oggies be flying it or the 2 or 3 others they can afford by the time they are deployable? Or will it be the Royal Army Flying Corp(R) by then?
    With a bit of luck it'll be the Fleet Air Arm (+ex-light blue atts).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles015 View Post
    I'd give my left bollock for a spin in one.
    I will match it with my right one. Cameron will snap em up as he needs a pair.
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    does this mean we can have a proper fleet air arm again or have the raf pinched it so it cant be used to show typhoon up?

    I can see it being under 24 hr guard and hidden from the light blue boys.
    what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.

    US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.

    a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.

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    And here was I thinking this meant we were going to set G4S on them........

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