Discuss tremble in fear argentina in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by jungman
Just the left?
Unlike the only 'superfighter' we currently have, I shall have a bollock in reserve....
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Unlike the only 'superfighter' we currently have, I shall have a bollock in reserve.
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They don't know it yet but Nick Buckles is currently being trained by MI6 in disguise techniques and shall be inserted as head of Argie security and defence. Originally Posted by Mikal
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No he isn't. He's been employed by Argentina as Head of Recruitment and Training. For £1 billion per annum he will ensure that manning in the Army, Navy and Air Force stand at 300,000, 100,000, 150,000 respectively. His company, Grupo Fuerzo Securicos, will also receive £2 billion pa for 2 annual weekends of training at a small camp situated on the Chilean border. Originally Posted by Pebbles015
Just saying like.You know you're out of the Army when your bergan is going moldy in the loft. Bugger.
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He will have plenty of 'ghosts' to do the manning when these spangly new jets get down there. Originally Posted by Cable_Ties
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I wonder what happens to you when you work at the MOD - I mean so unfailingly bright and optimistic about everything must play hell on your home life.
Or does one just turn it on and off like a light switch instead of smiling frantically and telling the wife everything is fantastic!!! all the time!!!! no matter how shit reality actually is.DeltaDog likes this.Summer grasses -
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Jet - just the one and we aren't allowed to fly it just look at it - but we are building two big boats to show it off on Originally Posted by Pebbles015 
what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.
a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.
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Boats, shhhhh! Don't let the matelots hear you call them boats FFS. Its Friday night and I cant be bothered with a lecture from a 'senior' Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt Jet - just the one and we aren't allowed to fly it just look at it - but we are building two big boats to show it off onJimmy_Green likes this.
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Boats, shhhhh! Don't let the matelots hear you call them boats FFS. Its Friday night and I cant be bothered with a lecture from a 'senior' Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt Jet - just the one and we aren't allowed to fly it just look at it - but we are building two big boats to show it off on
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Isnt that all the RN has left? BOATS? Originally Posted by Pebbles015
Sorry pardon, Left hand down a bit, no right hand down a bit, no left hand down a bit. no..........
- 20-07-2012, 22:15 #20Quite right; everyone knows to refer-to them as "Flexible-based Cocktail-party Venues." Originally Posted by Pebbles015 If you can't take the RAF, you shouldn't have joined a joke.
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