ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Werewolf

Five pages and no one has stated how dusty it is in here? Or that the late Mr Shaw owed them a tenner?

Or trolley collector's discussing his fighting style and whether his sensei was better than theirs.

Originally Posted by Door_Bundle

There's a video doing the rounds of Shaw fighting a pikey in an underground car park for a purse of £50000. It's fucking savage. As the ref brings them together the pikey sticks a sneaky nut on Shaw. The resultant riverdance performed by Shaw on the pikey's head is poetry in motion.

Are you Shaw....sorry ...sure? thought that was Lenny McLean

Shaw sized me up once in a chip shop in Loughton. Cod was luffly

[QUOTE=colddog;4513334]Shaw sized me up once in a chip shop in Loughton. Cod was luffly[/QUOTE]

What about the saveloy? :wink:

Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper

Yeah but, Ronnie Biggs was doin' time 'til he dun a bunk.

now he says hes seen the light and he sold his old soul to punk.
He can have another scrap with Lenny now

There's bound to be a book out soon maybe written by Kate Kray, the author of the acclaimed Hard bastards. Next one to go has to be Charlie Bronson who actually took time to write a book about the Krays and how he fawned over them in prison and they drew each other pictures .

His book Solitary fitness has a section on penis exercises, one tip is to get a handful of lube and stroke your cock 100 times a day to improve er bloodflow I believe. Fitness First claim to be unaware of this exercise as I found out to my cost

Originally Posted by Barry Buddon

Fitness First claim to be unaware of this exercise as I found out to my cost

Apparently it's almost impossible to shake off Fitness First membership, once you've signed. How did you get on?

To be fair i was in the car park 'warming up' and looking through their window smiling .