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Discuss £1000 to spend on an "Experience"..any suggestions? in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 I've a better idea.Hire a cottage in the lakes for the weekend.Invite a load of ARRSERS you don't know,eat and drink masses.PM me for availability. You would let your cottage to ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    I've a better idea.Hire a cottage in the lakes for the weekend.Invite a load of ARRSERS you don't know,eat and drink masses.PM me for availability.
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    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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    Go to the races. Dog or horse doesn't matter

    Split your £1000 equally between all the runners in one race.

    Keep the winnings as a tax free pocket money.
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    sign up for Cowes week.

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    To Pillager: please no jigglepig gifs. They set off spam alerts

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    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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    I learned how to SCUBA dive a few months ago. Go to Greece with the dosh and spend a week on a PADI course.

    That or the scratch card/white lightning idea....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigjimdangley View Post
    I learned how to SCUBA dive a few months ago. Go to Greece with the dosh and spend a week on a PADI course.

    That or the scratch card/white lightning idea....
    Already PADI qualified thanks to living in the far east and spending my youth swiming with the fishes.

    I would be worried about her scuba diving though, Greenpeace might try to roll her back in the sea!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Junglynx View Post
    Wing Walking.
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    To be fair...she is a rugby player as opposed to being a chubber....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
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    I actually meant my availability to attend the aforementioned piss up............daft I am,mad,most certainly not!

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