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Discuss charlie gilmore takes tentatve step in to lefty writing... in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; I like this bit the best... I realised this in my first week at Wandsworth, when a lifer told me he was planning to set fire to his cell that night in protest against the ...
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    charlie gilmore takes tentatve step in to lefty writing...

    I like this bit the best...

    I realised this in my first week at Wandsworth, when a lifer told me he was planning to set fire to his cell that night in protest against the governor. Normally if you learn that someone is planning on setting light to part of the building in which you live, you would alert the authorities, but in prison all you can do is try to talk them out of it and, failing that, hope the flames don’t spread to your cell. If society has nothing invested in you, why should you care if it burns?


    It’s strangely liberating, being freed of civic responsibility, and it’s a feeling that is hard to shake off even after being released.


    Read more: CHARLIE GILMOUR: I broke the law and paid the price. But what I learned in prison fills me with dread if the rioters rampage again | Mail Online
    I would look at it more from the point of view that the criminal had already fcuked off anything that society had 'invested' in them, when they did what they did to end up in clink. Likewise the ability to 'shake of' civic resposibility is probably more palatable, esp if you can blame it on prison. The criminals in prison were hardly modles of civic responsibility when they went in.

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    I wish he would just fuck off and die quietly. He is gaining airtime because of his notoriety. Had A.N.Other criminal written this piece, it would never have made the news. It's the worthless musings of a criminal with a mildly famous stepfather. It's a shame there's no corporal punishment any more. What he did was worthy of a flogging.

    Today, he is "profiting' (if not financially), from his crimes.

    I'd give him another 5 years in HMP Wandsworth to think about that one, and never hear from him again. If I couldn't flog him, of course.
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    It's bog standard these days, isn't it? A shit who is arrested and banged up for doing something shitty then gets a column and a chat show out of it.

    The career pattern works best, though, for yer middle classes, or for someone related to a celeb / guitar tormentor.

    The amazing thing is that it's quite often the Daily Mail - the paper that has the biggest outrage bus of them all when they're nicked - that ends up paying them for their celltime apercus as soon as they're released.
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    Lets just remind ourselves of how much of a poisonous little twat he is:

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    "If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."

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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    The amazing thing is that it's quite often the Daily Mail - the paper that has the biggest outrage bus of them all when they're nicked - that ends up paying them for their celltime apercus as soon as they're released.
    Are you suggesting Mr Paul Dacre might not be a man of integrity?
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    "If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyianno View Post
    Are you suggesting Mr Paul Dacre might not be a man of integrity?
    He may have no integrity, but he's a savvy bugger. He gets a hit from both markets; first the outraged majority (kerching!) and later all the yummy mummies worried about the poor, reformed lamb -after all, it's not as though he's black or poor or anything (kerching!).

    Is that the sound of a huge pile of cash entering Dacre's trousers I hear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    Is that the sound of a huge pile of cash entering Dacre's trousers I hear?
    Sharp ear for rich cocks?

    How long before Gilmour tells us about the ladyboys?
    "If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."

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    I was hoping for a dit about Bubba and the soap.
    Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider View Post
    I was hoping for a dit about Bubba and the soap.
    Weren't we all! I wonder... Jarrod, would you do him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by count_duckula View Post
    Weren't we all! I wonder... Jarrod, would you do him?
    Course I would, he clearly craves the meat of a real man.
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