ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Roger_Roger** · 09-07-2012, 07:06

" It’s lucky I gave up my childhood dream of high-jumping for Britain because I am banned from staying in London during the Games. The Metropolitan Police and the probation service decided I pose too much of a threat, which shows how much faith they have in the rehabilitative powers of the British penal system."

Perhaps it merely shows how much faith the Plod have in the fact that this odiouds little twat is a complete farkin belter....

**cernunnos** · 09-07-2012, 07:18

I'm thinking of selling Charley Gilmore anatomically correct* voodoo dolls, long hair, black coat, clutching bits of flag and made out of best quality bio beeswax complete with pins. Would anyone here be interested?

* It has no dick whatsoever, but you can push a voodoo model pineapple (£2.50 extra) sideways up it's arse.

**Alan Partridge** · 09-07-2012, 08:29

What a slimy, self pitying, little twat.

He should be scrubbing war memorials clean all over the county until his fingers bleed instead of using them type this drivvel.

I do hope he gets cancer.

**PBUH** · 09-07-2012, 09:57

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

It's bog standard these days, isn't it? A shit who is arrested and banged up for doing something shitty then gets a column and a chat show out of it.

The career pattern works best, though, for yer middle classes, or for someone related to a celeb / guitar tormentor.

The amazing thing is that it's quite often the Daily Mail - the paper that has the biggest outrage bus of them all when they're nicked - that ends up paying them for their celltime apercus as soon as they're released.

But generally only if they have a celebrity connection and a fruity looking mum.

Personally I'd have him and Otis Ferry bathed in antelope blood and then sent cage fighting with Leopards

**Wordsmith** · 09-07-2012, 10:16

His career in Big Brother, the Only Way is Essex and other shining beacons of chavdom seems assured.

The only small mercy will be that he won't suddenly start sprouting an enormous pair of plastic tits....

Wordsmith

**tuffy52** · 09-07-2012, 10:32

The stupid git has now been banned from London during the Olympics......

Charlie Gilmour: I'm Banned From London During London 2012 Olympic Games

**Koschei** · 09-07-2012, 11:23

Self-righteous little shit. I hope he falls down a hole.

**pimpernel** · 09-07-2012, 11:26

Personally I'd have him and Otis Ferry bathed in antelope blood and then sent cage fighting with Leopards

Why Otis? He is without doubt a star who burns brightly in the firmanent of this PC obsesed society.
As to Charlie well he can cage fight with leopards, but I do wonder why you selected Leopards? I would rather he played with a pack of staffies, its far more his socialist/anarchic type!

**Mattb** · 09-07-2012, 11:36

I like to think of Gilmour in terms of the opening scene of Die Another Day, when the baddie puts someone in a bag and then uses him/it as a punch bag...

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 09-07-2012, 11:40

Was bound to happen. All the liberal types who were aghast at the thought of a nice middle-class anarchist being sent to actual prison, like the poor people are, have declared him the dispenser of all lefty wisdom, a male equivalent of Laurie Penny. They want to share the reflected glory of his gritty protester credentials; he will be here to annoy us for many years to come.

Now that wheelchair lefty has fallen out of favour (too lower-class and drooly), he's the logical next choice for the Voice of the Counterculture.