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My wife came home from work saying one of her mates in the office has just won 2 tickets for the beach volley- ball in the Olympics and doesn't know what to do with them.
She doesn't want to go the E- bay... Nigerian scammer route, so I said I'd post it on here.
She said the face value was £185 each..... PM if you've got a photographic memory and your wank- bank is with Nat- West.
- 28-06-2012, 19:02 #2Senior Member
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Raffle them in aid of Hols for Heroes??
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- 28-06-2012, 19:16 #3Senior Member
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Nowt to do with me, as far as I can see, if the owner of the tickets can get the face value, I think she'd be happy to let any extra go to a good home....
If there is any interest, I can pass on the message and get back to you........
- 28-06-2012, 20:19 #4Senior Member
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Just a little reminder for those without a "photographic memory", as to why they are worth £185 each
Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat 
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Maybe her mate should check the small print,there may be some clause about not giving them away or selling them on?
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I have jizzed my MTP on nightshift!
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- 28-06-2012, 22:06 #7Junior Member
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- 28-06-2012, 22:16 #8So, listening to your wife when she comes home... Whats that like? Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be. You're gonna make sweet love to me.
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- 28-06-2012, 23:50 #9Senior Member
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I'd be interested if I got a tour around the changing rooms. After the competition. I'd be like a beagle after an aniseed ball.
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- 29-06-2012, 00:00 #10
It would be more interesting if they took a leaf out of the footballer's books and swapped tops after the game.
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