- 24-06-2012, 08:06 #21
Bearded bitch in Blandford, "I'd promote a woman over a man every time, regardless of their merit, because a woman has to work hard anyway". I hope your two little spawns grow up to be drug users, you moustachioed cuntQRM - 5
Sent from my DII account cos I'm too busy skiving
- 24-06-2012, 08:13 #22
- Join Date
- Aug 2003
Guy I did some medical training with when I was a sprog, total bigtiming ultra cunt no-mark. Just a dick on an hourly basis.
Was approached by a company I was working for and asked if he was suitable for gainful employment within the organisation. Revenge revenged. Fuck you you skinny jock cunt I hope you are still unemployed.
Beware who you see off, you career ladder climbing, sell out cunts, once you are outside in the big bad world you never know who might be file 13ing your CV
And the blue hatted matelot Dento who got me charged for missing a dental appointment at 40, despite the fact that the cunt was serving me spuds at the unit christmas dinner/pissup/food fight
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You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter
- 24-06-2012, 08:28 #23
After a fantastic night out in Camberley (I met a girl who appeared to want to indulge in some sort of sexual activity with me). I was supposed to head back to London but a mate told me I could stay at his place near Sandhurst. I had a few more drinks with my female 'short term friend' but my mate headed off home. He told me to ring the bell when I got back with the girl - and that the spare room had a double bed. Yeeehah!
After a painful taxi ride back with the young lady getting more and more impatient - I wasn't eaxctly sure where the house was - and the driver kept racking the fare up - I finally got to my mates house. I jumped out into the rain and rang the bell. No reply. I kept ringing but nothing - he'd clearly passed out.
My overnight entertainment lost her rag and told the driver to take her home leaving me in the rain outside my sleeping mate's house. I noticed an upper floor window was open and being cold and pissed off I climbed onto the porch to try and gain entrance. After about 30 mins of dangling my belt to hook the latch I gave up and jumped down.... into the arms of a couple of Surrey Constabulary's finest.
I was arrested for attempted breaking and entry and transported to Camberley Police station to spend the night in the cells. Eventually (at about 0700) I was able to persuade the desk sgt to ring the house to confirm my story. Yes, my mate had been at home all the time and claimed to not to have heard me ringing. I never found out who rang the fuzz to report an intruder but I have my suspicions.... The fucking bastard.
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- 24-06-2012, 12:58 #24
- Join Date
- Oct 2006
Most recently embuggered by NatWest/RBS. Debit card still non functional, account shows £0.00 balance
Reminded me of situation following parting of ways with Mrs Blogg Mk I. Fucked over does not even begin to cover that misery
- 24-06-2012, 16:58 #25
The WO2 who as well as being a mate of mine ran off with Frau Jones the 1st and caused me a fucking nightmare of problems with the army.
But, and there is always a but....
She booted him out 10 years later and he died in Bridgend in 2002.
Could have been suicide, dunno but dead is dead.
So that's alright then.
You're all puffs.
Tour Dodging No-Mark Gongless Cold War Warrior, Cheers Easy ©1975-1987.
- 24-06-2012, 17:02 #26
- Join Date
- Dec 2005
- Sitting in the office on my shiny backside, drinking a brew and surfing on ARRSE
- 24-06-2012, 17:22 #27
Many years ago as a schoolboy in a certain military themed school in SE Kent I got f****d off by the young schoolgirl I was supposed to be going out with. She dumped me for a mate. Jump forward about 6 yrs and I am now stationed in Berlin and she is now in 6th Form College in Richmond. Her Dad is with a certain Berlin based unit and she is on school holiday. Meet up, night of drinks on the town and then back to my bunk. Best grudge f**k I ever had, could only have been bettered if I had put her up against a pebble dash wall.If a man knows not and knows not that he knows not, he is a fool, shun him
If a man knows not and knows that he knows not, he can be taught, teach him
If a man knows and knows not that he knows, he is aslep, wake him
But if a man knows and knows that he knows, he is a prophet, follow him
- 24-06-2012, 17:48 #28
On my last 6 weeks in green CO called me would you like an extension for another year we will not need you to deploy just sort the rear party.
Checked with Mrs LLTQ and got the ok signed the paper work etc etc all well.
Phone call on a weekend from Adjt can you pop in for a chat chat turned in to you are fliying out next week WO2 jack bastard can not deploy and you are taking his place hope you do not mind.
Now I'm not one to get pissed of with the military but this was jack I had not long come back from telic being on attachment.
Any deployed with the Battalion and returned 7 weeks later via aero med with a fucked back not a happy chap.
It later turned out that WO2 Jack Bastard Was granted comp leave over his wife threatening to leave him if he deployed he had the leave and took over my ex job on rear party and from what I heard started to shag any thing he could get his hand on around the patch, Which I think is a tad low knowing where the lads were and his wife did not leave him.
Now my wife even though she is the bride of Satan and we hate each other with a passion stuck by me and nursed me back to health well sort of she was chuffed that I had lost my balls for some reason.Alas now I have MS and a shit load of other things wrong.
WO2 Jack Bastard never came to visit in Hostpital or home.
It's ironic in a way at the arse end of last year I was chatting to a chap over the road who is the manager of a small transport company he new of my old regiment and asked me about WO2 Jack Bastard who he had interviewed and was going to get a good job pending references , Strangly enough exWO2 Jack Bastard did not get the job he now works on a till at the co op.Pissed off and skint so no change then
- 24-06-2012, 18:13 #29
- 24-06-2012, 18:19 #30
Been fucked over a few times. The best result though was a certain WO1 who was convinced that he was going to be commissioned. The accent changed, the full christian name was adopted (over the commonly used shortened version), dress sense started to become quite 'horse & hounds'. Anyway, he never got it. His wife left him as well. What he didn't know was that the Staffy whom he used to invite round his quarter was also doing her, although she didn't run off with him, she ran off with one of her trainers in Kent Police. Last I heard our man was shacked up with some old trout in her 60s somewhere in Kent.
Wherever you are Bill, sorry...William...ha ha fucking ha!