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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    So you think that because you've had to go into a bank you deserve free money?
    No I deserve to be compensated for a loss of service instigated by RBS.

    1/ Not being able to access MY money via a debit card.
    2/ Having to make repeated journeys to my local branch which is some miles away.

    The compensation will reimburse me for the added petrol money I'm now incurring.
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    Alright alright. We all know the banks fuck you over, but it's not aimed at you personally - its aimed at the faceless masses of their customer base. So it doesn't really count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords View Post
    No I deserve to be compensated for a loss of service instigated by RBS.

    1/ Not being able to access MY money via a debit card.
    2/ Having to make repeated journeys to my local branch which is some miles away.

    The compensation will reimburse me for the added petrol money I'm now incurring.
    Do the T&Cs on your account say you're due compo? I bet they don't.

    You've got clean water, food, the police (unfortunately) aren't going to beat you to death for looking at them funny on the street and the money you have to go into the bank to withdraw puts you into the richest 2 or 3% of the world's population. You moaning old harridan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post
    Its a good rate true and a no early penalty clause but try and get that rate when you want to move, NR dont want your business so you are a prisoner of the market as you wont be able to take your mortgage with you to a new property!
    I'll be alright, I've only got a couple of years left, and what I'll get when I come out will clear what I owe. We're not planning on living in it anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    ...the police (unfortunately) aren't going to beat you to death for looking at them funny on the street...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapaGolf View Post
    I'll be alright, I've only got a couple of years left, and what I'll get when I come out will clear what I owe. We're not planning on living in it anyway
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    In answer to the original question. Several ex-wives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busterdog View Post
    In answer to the original question. Several ex-wives.
    What are you Henry the VIII? Or were they other peoples'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busterdog View Post
    In answer to the original question. Several ex-wives.
    Which probably says more about you than it does about them!
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