View Poll Results: An English Gentleman ....
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Never wipes his knob on the curtains
13 23.21% -
wouldnt be found dead wearing trainers and a suit
35 62.50% -
Should be inarticulate in any language other than his own
9 16.07% -
is a figment of his own imagination - the breed died out in 1918.
10 17.86% -
Is alive and well and living in Koh Samui off the earnings of his lovely Thai brides
5 8.93%
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Discuss An English Gent..... in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by kyle6327:4468123
The gentleman is not dead, I still take the time to write a little "you've been micked" note to any young ladies I happen to spend the night with. And leave ...
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About LinkBacks- 20-06-2012, 15:33 #51Senior Member
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Isn't that nice the way they now allow little Irish Guards
Originally Posted by kyle6327:4468123 JoeCivvie likes this.
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MATRON!!! 'Es gone off on one again. Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas 
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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- 20-06-2012, 15:34 #53That will be you off the list of Gentlemen, then. Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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- 20-06-2012, 15:40 #54I've never been a gentleman. I did meet one once at the Garrick. He was standing in the doorway, in full evening dress - well dapper - so I handed him my coat, as one does to flunkies. He turned out to be King Constantine of Greece waiting for his car. Originally Posted by CaptainPlume
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( I must confess the reference to 'plants own hanging baskets' has me rather flummoxed - I will enquire of McAllister when next he hoves into view...)
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- 20-06-2012, 15:44 #56Senior Member
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A quick glance at these gentlemen may enlighten those flummoxed by today's dress etiquette. Or not as the case may be.
Look at my fucking red trousers!JoeCivvie likes this.You know you're out of the Army when your bergan is going moldy in the loft. Bugger.
- 20-06-2012, 15:47 #57
Probably the compliment which gives me most pride was when a stripper at a stag do called me a gentleman, and she meant it*.
Of the various definitions of a gentleman my favourite is 'a man who will always use his butter knife, even when dining alone".
*To explain to those who require an explanation- it's easy to be a gentleman to a lady."YOU - Assume the position!"
- 20-06-2012, 15:51 #58Wog Royalty & Aristocracy don't count. Wogs start at Calais, by the way Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas
To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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My congratulations...this image in particular makes me proud to be British....and proves once again that social deprivation and child abuse make Originally Posted by Cable_Ties
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- 20-06-2012, 16:02 #60Lovely picture of me & MasterPlume, but I simply don't remember that horrible sofa. Originally Posted by Goatman To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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