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the police should have just told the farmer that it was a Civil Matter and left him to it.

I think he did say that which is why in one of the pictures I've seen online (Daily Snail) the police intervene when the conversation heated up. Either way, top bloke for standing up to the non washing, greasy, benefits scrounging twunts and getting rid of them!!

Oh good oh
a new gyppo thread, I do enjoy these,
pikey twats.

Something similar happened to a great uncle of mine... travellers moved onto his land overnight. What the 'travellers' hadn't reckoned on however was that the landowner also owned a quarry and a feckload of diggers and lorries. He rounded up his workforce and used his machinery to surround the site with giant stones so that no one else could get in, but crucially that none of them could get out. He told them that if they wanted out they could come and ask permission and that he would move a stone to let them out, one by one they came and asked to get out, each time one left the stone was rolled back into place to secure the site, until eventually they had all fecked off!

Funnily enough from that day onwards the area has been fairly traveller free!

Good man......different way off saying "gerroff my land", but effective.

I wonder if a certain County Council heard about this method, took notes & thought of teh money they could have saved.

How can they get benefits if they don't have social security numbers?

I'm sick of all this rights of minorities bollocks anyway. Good on the farmer.

See this is why I could never join the police - I'd be ashamed to be part of an organisation that is forced to protect the rights of scumbags. I imagine if one of the coppers had been the farmer's son - he'd have had a slightly different viewpoint.

Or B - he'd be one of those soft lefty twats that insists he's "just doing his job". Plod and Gypsies in one thread - wonderful.

Originally Posted by Boozy

Something similar happened to a great uncle of mine... travellers moved onto his land overnight. What the 'travellers' hadn't reckoned on however was that the landowner also owned a quarry and a feckload of diggers and lorries. He rounded up his workforce and used his machinery to surround the site with giant stones so that no one else could get in, but crucially that none of them could get out. He told them that if they wanted out they could come and ask permission and that he would move a stone to let them out, one by one they came and asked to get out, each time one left the stone was rolled back into place to secure the site, until eventually they had all fecked off!

Funnily enough from that day onwards the area has been fairly traveller free!

I assume he had them check the land was clear of plastic bags full of turds and other detritus before letting them out?

Tesco's have a robust policy for this.

Years ago now, one of the Tesco's in Poole had a Pikey invasion in their car park. The store is in an area with no houses around, so the manager rented a trailer with GBFO speakers on it, parked it near where they were, and played advertising on it at high volume 24/7. Pikeys 0, Tesco 1.

My company HQ is right next to a small Tesco's in north Dorset. Tesco own a stretch of land between our building and theirs. Every August, the whole town is flooded with Pikeys for the Steam Fair. Knowing this was coming up, our old facilities bloke went to see the manager and ask if we could protect the land against Pikeys setting up camp. "Fill your boots" was the reply. This must have been about 7 or 8 years ago. Old Robin goes and hires an excavation firm to construct large trenches and berms behind them built from the spoil to keep the thieving twunts out. Even the RE would be impressed. Tesco's are now going to expand their store onto that land, but it's worked for both of us in the intervening time.