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Discuss Hong Kong Coppers Stick Together in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Mothman Fucking good job they are cracking down on scum riding bikes without bells. I mean their worse than paedo child murderers aren't they? I mean what if a violent drug dealing ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mothman View Post
    Fucking good job they are cracking down on scum riding bikes without bells. I mean their worse than paedo child murderers aren't they?

    I mean what if a violent drug dealing triad gang or snakehead member was knocked by someone on a bell-less bike? That would be terrible.
    One of the local traffic cops came across 5 triads chopping (with BFO beef knives) a bloke in the street a couple of weeks ago. When challenged one of them looked as though he was going to go towards the chai-loh (i.e. copper) so the cop shot him - dead.

    The HKP generally aren't bad. A few years ago I came across a couple of blokes on a hiking trail and I was sure they were Illegal Immigrants. (This was just after quite a few years of II's robbing people on country trails, but I'm 6'6" and had 2 dogs, a 5' hickory walking staff and a BFO Ka-Bar so they left me alone.) When I got hime a called the OB who asked me to take them back up the trail to show them were the blokes were.

    12 cops and a Belgian Shepherd dog rocked up, plus they had a blocking force on the other side of the ridge in case the guys went that way. Sadly the blokes had legged it - which was a shame because I've never seen a Belgian Shepherd bite anyone before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balleh View Post
    I have an idea that not many have appreciated the fine point of your comment.

    In the ‘70s/’80s a certain number left in a hurry because of exactly that; some of them reappeared in the ME
    Well you understood it so all was not lost.

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    Worry not, I got it too. It's still used here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie View Post
    Sadly the blokes had legged it - which was a shame because I've never seen a Belgian Shepherd bite anyone before.
    It's frightening enough watching them from behind a BFO fence when they train with a bloke with the suit on!
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    The HKP still make the Met Police look like a bunch of incompetent nancy boys any day of the week!
    Oh, the other thing Padre. The other thing is that my team leader here, he was born a Hebrew, and remains a practicing Christ-killer. So it's purely out of respect for him I feel as if I'm going to have to forgo your festive rituals."

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    Some of them left to the ME to dry out! I certainly know one that moved to Saudi to do just that!
    Oh, the other thing Padre. The other thing is that my team leader here, he was born a Hebrew, and remains a practicing Christ-killer. So it's purely out of respect for him I feel as if I'm going to have to forgo your festive rituals."

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