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    David Cameron mislays daughter

    On the news this morning the PM left his 8 year old daughter behind in a pub for 15 minutes, child picked up parents upset, all ends well. This could happen to anybody, and does. It does, however, raise a point;

    If he has CP 24/7, don't they do a head count of his party? It doesn't say a lot for their abilities if they can lose a member from a small party in a presumably low key jaunt to the pub, and not tell anybody. Kidnap and a 15 minute headstart anybody?

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    If it happened in the US the USSS agent involved would probably spend the rest of his career chasing cheque forgers in Fargo North Dakota.

    These things do happen though. I recall on my side of the pond during the Clinton era, Clinton was on a whirlwind political trip with many stops and a staffer rushed a departure and they left without the officer who carries the Football. The officer was able to catch up at the airport by asking local PD to bring him.
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    '.... I see you were attached to CP before being posted to community Policing here in Little Buggerall Happens Inspector Fumble...'
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    I'd rather he'd lost Osborne. The cock.

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    I would imgaine to will boil down to something along the lines of, "I thought she was with you". " No, I thought she was with you".<cue keystone cops muisc>
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    Hope he's not thinking of going on holiday to Portugal some time in the near future.
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    He lost his mind a few years Back!


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    Quote Originally Posted by exbleep View Post
    Hope he's not thinking of going on holiday to Portugal some time in the near future.
    To be fair they at least took the kids with them

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    and if a member of Joe public had done this they would have child services all over them. Hmmm i think not for the PM??
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