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    I had the great honour of working at Derby today filming the Royal visit. Her Majesty walked up the line towards where I was positioned (filming) and I suddenly realized that I was standing 3' away from the most celebrated and respected British Monarch in history.

    I'm not known for emotional outpourings but when that lady walked past me smiling at the crowd I had the world's biggest lump in my throat.

    It was a great day and a fantastic start to the Jubilee.

    God bless you Your Majesty.
    Her Majesty's Press Corps.... only the innocent (and members of the House of Lords) have nothing to fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    From our celebratory shoot today:
    Impressive and a little bit arousing.

    But six of us carried an entire 8m x 4m marquee from the Carpenter's Arms 200m up the A361 to farmer Bob's field, without dismantling it first. Oh and without touching the HT cables over the road and without disturbing the rozzers.

    I would say "hhoooooaaah", but "ooh argh" is more appropriate.

    God Save the Queen

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    I remember watching Her Majesty's Coronation on a 12" screen black and white television, it was the first time I'd actually seen TV, we had a day off from our army one room school house and were each presented with a commemorative silver sugar spoon, which I still have! Hard to think it was sixty years ago. God Save The Queen!

    Incidentally I watched an early morning undress rehearsal for the military parade on YouTube, quite impressive. equally as impressive was the interview given by a young London Scottish major sporting a George Cross ribbon, very articulate, bags of enthusiasm and a Scottish accent, apart from the fact he was wearing his glengarry like a 'Ticket' but then again with a GC I'd forgive him anything!
    Hey surr, thae bastards urr firin ball!

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    Quote Originally Posted by USMC View Post
    She's your protege? Well done to her.
    This is a 6 shot group of 9mm from my M9 that she shot from 15 yards:

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    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye View Post
    I had the great honour of working at Derby today.
    You poor, poor sod.
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    Saw this on the Telegraph website and thought ARRSErs would appreciate it:

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    "If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."

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    Quote Originally Posted by pyianno View Post
    saw this on the telegraph website and thought arrsers would appreciate it:

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    leadership!!
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    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Go ahead punk...
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    "As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier

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    God, there's some serious arse kissing going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB View Post
    God, there's some serious arse kissing going on.
    There certainly is. It's vomit inducing to be honest. It's not like the dried-out, old German prune is going to read the shit these cunts are posting.
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