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Discuss Stupid Question - Sorry in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by ex_donkey_man Doesn't it run over a 12 year period? I did 6, then 6 on the reserves list, mate did 9 in the Colours and only 3 on the reserves? That's what ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_donkey_man View Post
    Doesn't it run over a 12 year period? I did 6, then 6 on the reserves list, mate did 9 in the Colours and only 3 on the reserves?
    That's what I was told, or until I had children, whichever came first.

    I did get initial call-up papers about 3 months after I signed off during the build-up to GW1. They (M&RO Kentigern House) wanted to know what trade I was. My already damaged faith in the record keeping of the Army was dented even further. As it turned out, they had enough combat typists and I never heard from them again.

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    Reservist my arse, more like Reversist, first thing I did when I left was sign foreign articles and get off to sea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I was told that I was on the list for 5 years. Nothing more, nothing less.
    Ah but you always were speshul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I was told that I was on the list for 5 years. Nothing more, nothing less.
    Err, that's the sex offenders register you're on for 5 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    That's what I was told, or until I had children, whichever came first.

    I did get initial call-up papers about 3 months after I signed off during the build-up to GW1. They (M&RO Kentigern House) wanted to know what trade I was. My already damaged faith in the record keeping of the Army was dented even further. As it turned out, they had enough combat typists and I never heard from them again.
    Should have said General.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    That's what I was told, or until I had children

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    Well in that case, I'd have only been a reservist for a couple of days. The dirty little sluts.

    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    Err, that's the sex offenders register you're on for 5 years.
    That's it!! I always get the two mixed up
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    Should have said General.

    Oh how the world would look a different place now.
    Damn right. I'd certainly wouldn't have got rid of lightweights!

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    I'm fairly sure that once you complete 12 years regular military service, you have no reservist liability; they can't call you up. That's what I was told anyways.

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    [QUOTE=ordinaryforces;4412874]Don't know if it helps ...but a long time ago when I left I was put on the short-term reserves for 6 years and the long-term for 12 years and [B]was given a pile of reporting documents to use if called which contained travel warrants. (still got em ...you never know?) [/B] probably all changed now?[/QUOTE]

    Same here Mukker! Still got me sausage bag full of kit and all the docs stashed in the attic.
    Been there almost 30 years now and I can't remember the last time I looked at them :)

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