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    Would this car have had other firearms in the boot? If so seems a bit irresponsible to switch off to the extent this pair appear to have done. Apart from that I hope they get proper councelling for the trauma they have suffered.

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    Typical cunty journalism

    The officers had an electronic remote control pass key like the buses do when going down that road.

    They used it- the barrier went down- but shot up again as they were right in front of it.

    The car's not written off it needs a new bumper.

    Next irrelevant 'let's ignore the actual truth and twist something to have a dig at plod' newspaper story please
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    Is that Ross Kemp? Guy gets everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hogspawn View Post
    Typical cunty journalism

    The officers had an electronic remote control pass key like the buses do when going down that road.

    They used it- the barrier went down- but shot up again as they were right in front of it.

    The car's not written off it needs a new bumper.

    Next irrelevant 'let's ignore the actual truth and twist something to have a dig at plod' newspaper story please
    It's still funny though.
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    last year i attended the same sort of thing at work,oh how we laughed till the chap driving had heart issues.

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    Any news on the condition of the barriers?
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    having proved to be "hard" the barrier went raf regt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    Any news on the condition of the barriers?
    Unmarked. Unlike the unmarked car.
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    So if I want to pull off an Amritsar-style shooting, I should just do it in an area with automatic bollards!

    Do their driving permits have printed on them "No call is so urgent as to justify a collision"?

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