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    Spanish government doing a 'Fernandez'

    Queen Sofia to snub Diamond Jubilee lunch over Gibraltar row - Telegraph

    Another country in the economic shit which is kicking up a fuss over territory, no doubt to distract minds from the disastrous handling of the economy there.

    Were I William Hague, I'd send them a short and sharpy reply:

    "Ceuta, now fuck off."
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    Are we going to park a Type 45 there? There's only a couple of RIBs on site at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    Are we going to park a Type 45 there? There's only a couple of RIBs on site at the moment.
    Haven't all the in-service 45s docked for a visit en route to various deployments?

    If not nae worry - the RAF Police are always there should everything else fail!
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    fuckem, issue a FCO notice that Spains of limits to UK tourists see how their shit pile economy suffers then. funny old world every time I go to Gib most of the people trying to get in are Spanish looking to fill up their fuel tanks and buy fags.

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    Could the fo legally do that, what with us being in jolly oldeurope?


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    Quote Originally Posted by finnisharrse View Post
    Could the fo legally do that, what with us being in jolly oldeurope?


    Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.
    Why not? The Ffrench banned British beef illegally for 6 years, if they can make up the rules so can we.

    Anyway it's about time the Spanish were given a good fornicating again, they have obviously forgotten the likes of Nelson, Sharpe and Talavera Tom.
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    agreed instead of a nice english monarch like sofia they could have had a corsican one so they should be gratefull. time to encourage our old alliance with portugal again then.
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    What's the fuss if the old trout turns up or not? If she was supposed to bring the tapas surely there's another bunch of dagos that deliver.
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    Never mind Spanish are a bit loud at parties, don't get the jokes and smoke shit fags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyianno View Post
    Queen Sofia to snub Diamond Jubilee lunch over Gibraltar row - Telegraph

    Another country in the economic shit which is kicking up a fuss over territory, no doubt to distract minds from the disastrous handling of the economy there.

    Were I William Hague, I'd send them a short and sharpy reply:

    "Ceuta, now fuck off."
    Not forgetting Melilla the other slice of Morocco that they own and in which some 80 per cent of the population there consider themselves Spanish, so no parallels there then, the fucking hypocrites.
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