Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

Join ARRSE (free) to join in and remove this advertising

Page 6 of 6 FirstFirst ... 456
Like Tree62Likes
Discuss 'One in five soldiers have been verbally abused whilst in uniform' in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; Well tbh they're only doing what we do to ourselves Oooh that sort of abuse hmmm BYE...
  1. #51
    Senior Member Beans_Boots_n_Brows's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    485
    Well tbh they're only doing what we do to ourselves

    Oooh that sort of abuse hmmm BYE
    Jeremy clarkson on cyclist's:

    Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong

  2. 18-05-2012, 03:36

    Senior Member


  3. #52
    Senior Member eodmatt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Solomon Islands
    Posts
    12,456
    Quote Originally Posted by MacSapper View Post
    But I never expected to get both verbal abuse and a bottle off the side of my head when commanding a Saxon through Edinburgh, but hey that's the east coasters for you....
    A Saxon in Embra ?[/QUOTE]

    Hope you were wearing a helmet. The public doesn't see what goes on inside the vehicle.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

  4. #53
    Senior Member Shandy123's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Elysium
    Posts
    789
    Images
    1
    when i was in the TA in the 90s I never saw anything worse than the usual 'wanker' hand signals, from passing cars but that was more than made up for by all the tits (and on occasion, centre creases) flashed by passing wenches - strangely, often with boyfriend driving!
    I suspect the 'wanker' signals were from regulars - not the public. Probably 5a and badgerheed!
    ''I'm Brian, and so's my wife''

  5. #54
    Senior Member thegimp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Posts
    5,375
    Images
    3
    Stop swanning around in uniform you big timing cunts. Problem solved.

    That sort of business is frowned upon by Royal and rightly so, de rig it takes you two minutes.

    While I'm on a roll, fuck off the tour T-shirts, they are for phys in camp or polishing the car on a sunday.

    And stop wazzing your Mod90s around like Harry Fucking Potters wand

    Pongo weirdos

    THAT IS ALL
    Last edited by thegimp; 18-05-2012 at 19:40.
    FroggyStyle likes this.
    Toodlepip
    TheGimp


    You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

  6. #55
    Mr_Tigger
    Guest
    In 2002 I was bopped on the head with an anti-war placard by a middle-aged female protestor at a public event. I told her that was "not very nice" and she apologised. Am I entitle to compensation?

Page 6 of 6 FirstFirst ... 456

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •