Discuss Acceptable behaviour in a supermarket? in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; "Madam never repeated that stunt again, ever . However madam did try other methods of getting her way or at least attempting to do so, including one trick that is as old as the hills ...
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"Madam never repeated that stunt again, ever . However madam did try other methods of getting her way or at least attempting to do so, including one trick that is as old as the hills and is even mentioned in the Bible. Didn't work either."
She nailed herself to a cross and then came back from the dead a few days later? What sort of inbred redneck place do you come from?
More to the point, can I come shopping with Greymafia too please - I promise to be a bad boy
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- 09-05-2012, 10:46 #42EXCELLENT immediate action drills!
Originally Posted by sallyanne09 
"A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
- 09-05-2012, 10:49 #43I don't see your point with this. Originally Posted by jim30;
"A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
- 09-05-2012, 10:52 #44Wet sand in the sock dear boy least you get banged up for child abuse. Originally Posted by goatrutar "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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In the last few years, I have known an increasing tendency for parents to feed themselves and their fat progeny while shopping from items acquired but not yet paid for. I've never had the time time or the inclination to follow them to the tills, but I'd be very surprised if these items were ever owned-up to and paid for. So, theft then.
By the way, for those with a fetish for grossly overweight women with lank, greasy hair, missing teeth, tattoos and tourette's, may I recommend Asda.
- 09-05-2012, 11:00 #46The North Swindon branch is particularly good for this, leavened by yummy mummies from Shrivenham and wannabe yummy mummies like AMMM from Lyneham. Originally Posted by Provost To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
Somerset Maugham
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
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I was wondering, having spent sometime wandering round US supermarkets I can't help noticing how much better behaved the kiddies are than in the UK, is it:
A. Having a friend in Jesus
B. Being constantly told by mommy and daddy how wonderful you are
C. Being drugged out of their tiny minds on prescription psychostimulants
D. Open carry
E. All of the aboveThat's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
- 09-05-2012, 11:07 #48Senior Member
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Tut tut at me and you'll be likely recipient of a shoeing!
Kids are cunt's, not only that they're specialists at making parents look like cunts, I don't like looking a cunt and I certainly don't like holier than thou's pointing out I'm a cunt and will resort to violence very quickly.Cymru Am Byth.
- 09-05-2012, 11:08 #49F. Being so grotesquely obese that they cannot lift their carcasses to cause havoc, although I'd hate to see what happens when they get home & consume the pack of Twinkies dipped in Marshmallow Fluff! Originally Posted by alib To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
Somerset Maugham
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
- 09-05-2012, 11:16 #50Excellent. Originally Posted by CaptainPlume
Pity the person bowled over by such behemoths if they ever can get to ramming speed."A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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