Discuss 30 Years to to day since...... in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; I always admired the bloke. I only have to look at a glass of water and the pounds pile on....
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I always admired the bloke. I only have to look at a glass of water and the pounds pile on.
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It seems that when Bob Marley died he went straight to heaven, as you would expect of such a gifted artiste and who should he meet, he’d only been there a few minutes, but Elvis.
" Wow, Elvis, I’ve always really loved your work," said Bob and Elvis said," That’s very kind of you Bob, I have enjoyed your
music greatly as well. In fact," said Elvis,"Why don’t you come over to my place
tomorrow we’re having a bit of a do?"
Bob thought, "I’ve only been in heaven a short time and already I’m going to Elvis’s place for a do."
So next day he goes across to Elvis’s part of heaven and there are tables laid out with white cloths and everything, but to his surprise he finds Elvis in a corner, crying.
"Hey, what’s the matter Elvis?" said Bob.
"It’s that cunt, Bobby Sands," said Elvis, "He’s eaten all the fucking burgers!"
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the natives all started lighting bonfires so we had one as well. it was a good party.
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You bastard, I feel fat now.
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Even better ..there's a 25 anniversary coming soon ......on the 8th May.
guess which event .......
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Coventry City FC's historic win! Originally Posted by whatnow? Qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent.
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Loughall Ambush, what do I win? Originally Posted by whatnow?
- 05-05-2012, 20:44 #20I was 2 weeks into my post-Palace Barracks period: we'd had Belfast up to here over the preceding 18 months. We all landed in Berlin on St George's Day, after handing over to our 3rd Bn Originally Posted by exgunner
When Bobby bought the farm/won Slimmer of the Year, the province went batshit.
We went to Joe's Bierhaus.
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