Discuss Al-Qaeda wanted to turn Ireland to Islam in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; This really is one of the funniest things I've heard lately, true or not.
Hey, at least they got one thing in common, the color green. Guess we will be seeing some "Kiss Me, I ...
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This really is one of the funniest things I've heard lately, true or not.
Hey, at least they got one thing in common, the color green. Guess we will be seeing some "Kiss Me, I am Islamic Irish" shirts from now on, huh?
- 05-05-2012, 06:46 #42
Originally Posted by redshift 
This really is one of the funniest things I've heard lately, true or not.
Hey, at least they got one thing in common, the color green. Guess we will be seeing some "Kiss Me, I am Islamic Irish" shirts from now on, huh?
... and a scimitar dribbled into the head of a pint of Guinness. Oh no, I see a catch here.It was like that when I got here.
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Never happen. Irish lads thinking of sex with their fathers instead of their mothers. Never!
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Good luck with that Al!
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AQ will have to invest serious money to develop a non-alcholic version of Guinness, else they got Buckley's chance. But no alchohol, no pissed paddies, what's the purpose of life?
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Looks like someone at AQ HQ read Mike Lunnon-Wood's 'Dark Rose'...
A couple of drawbacks for this otherwise brilliant notion as noted elsewhere: booze, pig products, no sports, no dancing, no music and perhaps one of the most 'religious' countries in the World as a starting point...
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Now, now, unlike the slow handed English we are all out of the pit like an eager Jesuit after a choirboy these days, all just trying to pay back the money the nice gentlemen mislaid in their banks. Submitting to Allah each dawn actually wouldn't be much of a stretch compared to being permanently penitent to Frankfurt. Originally Posted by Goldbricker Brotherton Lad likes this.That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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I'd not be so sure, being a Shiite Muslim looks much more fun that being a Free Presbyterian. Originally Posted by Mugatu
Alec_Lomas likes this.That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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Can you imagine the Cheltnam Festival, with all those sober Irish Muslim's not gambling?
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Still, O'Qaeda does have a lilting ring to it.
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