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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    Quite right too! It's a fucking race. Not a "who can spaz it round in as long a-time as they see fit"
    I didn't watch the race, but did a kenyan or something similar, win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by House Sparrow View Post
    I didn't watch the race, but did a kenyan or something similar, win?
    That was the last US Presidential Election.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudbuster View Post
    That was the last US Presidential Election.
    I thought that was a Muslim?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yokel View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by slipperman View Post
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    God you lot are mean.---.. oh and lo.. I couldn't have guessed any better! but I could!...why/how.? a female Kenyan also won for the womens race. + 2 points for racial profiling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
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    There on there way down from Liverpool as we speak, the ve just stopped Off at the Hilton Services for some shoplifting before carrying on to Lahndahn....you Caahnts.....I hope they dont nick her trainers!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
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    Didn't that bloke in the diving suit who walked the course get a medal? Mean feckers can't cost that much, give 'er a medal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsav View Post
    Anyone here do the marathon and want to giver her your medal? Would be a media coup for arrse.

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