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    I deliberately avoided putting this in the NAAFI bar, but it seems I wasted my time.
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    [QUOTE=CaptainPlume;4378223]Pretty freaky when it's the candidate for MrsPlume in the early 2000s...[/QUOTE]

    You binned her when she got turned into a raspberry? You jack cunt.
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    Ooops, sorry slippers. Move it to Athletes you would thread maybe?

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    Quite right too! It's a fucking race. Not a "who can spaz it round in as long a-time as they see fit"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LayKil View Post
    Ooops, sorry slippers. Move it to Athletes you would thread maybe?
    Now that made me laugh, but I'm f*cked if I'm going to give you a like for it!
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    The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.
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    It's hardly Steve Austin. Can we bus in some cry babies, flowers and some grief whores?
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    It's a harsh life, but she doesn't fit the criteria for being awarded/winning a medal.
    I shall task the waltfinders to check she never wears one!


    On a serious note, while it's a shame she was paralised and incredible that she is doing this - she has entered a competition and even if she finishes it she doesn't qualify for a medal. Such is life. I'm sure she has much bigger things to worry about than a medal.
    oh and well done to whoever designed and made her mechwarrior suit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LayKil View Post
    And what's that bloke behind her doing?
    I told you Here it's Sinner251 throwing here out


    Fat Cav


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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Pretty freaky when it's the candidate for MrsPlume in the early 2000s...
    I was going to make some witty remark about riding dangerous beasts, but what goes on in BATUS stays in BATUS


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    Yawn, another cripple manages to complete a marathon in a stupidly slow time. Medal? I hope they cut her disability allowance and reduce my taxes
    When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
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