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    Warning - Blair and wide-mouth frog want a return to UK Politics

    A report in Der Stuermer to the effect that Blair and his wide-mouthed Frog wish to become 'more involved' in UK Politics!

    Having used public office to enrich himself and his cronies, is there anyone here who believes that he can be trusted with any post beyond office boy at Labor Party HQ?

    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

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    Haven't that pair of bastards done enough damage to this country as it is? I for one will be downing a few pints in celebration when the bastard gets assassinated or drops dead, hopefully both of them at the same time.

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    Mr Blair hasn't been exactly a great political figure, though he has been a celebrated motormouth, who was an 'expert' on every issue under the sun.

    He looks very old and tired these days. I think he should rest a wee bit.

    Who is this wide mouthed frog? His wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayc View Post
    Mr Blair hasn't been exactly a great political figure, though he has been a celebrated motormouth, who was an 'expert' on every issue under the sun.

    He looks very old and tired these days. I think he should rest a wee bit.

    Who is this wide mouthed frog? His wife?
    Take a look at a picture of her face sometime. You will understand. Don't look too long as it might turn you to stone, a bit like Medusa.

    (Also, thanks for "Rum, Bum and Mouthorgan" posts. Great fun to read)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayc View Post
    Who is this wide mouthed frog? His wife?
    This bitch

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    The two always fascinate me. Imagine if you met them socially- without knowing who they were- and chatted with them for half an hour.

    I still think you'd walk away thinking they were a pair of bellends
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    DavidBOC and JoeCivvie,

    Great sense of humour!

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    I remember that before the election, the one that got him elected, the Tories ran poster adverts on hoardings all around the country which showed a picture of Blair's face with what was supposed to be a tear in the paper across his eyes, showing red, Mephistofilian eyes underneath.

    There was an outcry about bad taste advertising at the time and the poster were all removed. But by 'eck those posters were right accurate.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    I remember that before the election, the one that got him elected, the Tories ran poster adverts on hoardings all around the country which showed a picture of Blair's face with what was supposed to be a tear in the paper across his eyes, showing red, Mephistofilian eyes underneath.

    There was an outcry about bad taste advertising at the time and the poster were all removed. But by 'eck those posters were right accurate.
    This one?



    The Master - I hope the sound of the drums* drives him mad.



    *The Sound of Drums was the twelfth episode of the3rd series of Dr. Who. It marked the first full appearance of John Simm as The Master, disguised as Harold Saxon.

    "Harold Saxon becomes Prime Minister, and his reign of terror begins. But his dark ambitions reach beyond the stars... "

    Ermm, hang on a minute...
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    Yep that's the one, you beat me to it. Bloody prophetic if you ask me.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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