ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Democritus** · 03-05-2012, 11:54

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

I think what St Tone is saying is that he is "ready to take up his seat in the House of Lords ..."

Quite possibly, but I suspect he still relishes the sweet taste of power. Ever since the advent of Miliband as Labour 'leader', I've been saying that Blair can't be written off as a Comeback Kid. At present, with Cameron hampered by the Coalition (not to mention Osborne) and struggling to impress, Labour feel that they could win the next election, despite having an android in charge. But if the polls start to swing against them by, say, the end of 2013, then stand by for Tone, a proven winner, to be approached by the NEC, whatever Unite and the other union mongs might say. If Red Ed does hang on and Labour crash again, then Blair, who'd still only be in his early 60s, would be seen by many of the Kameraden as the Great White Hope; with mad Cyclops out of the picture, another term (or two) as PM could seem an attractive proposition before the inevitable elevation to the Lords. Yes, we could well see La Belle Cherie once again adorning No 10 and ramming yet more PC subversion into Governmental policy via her right-on husband. What odds on Cool Britannia II?

**House Sparrow** · 03-05-2012, 11:59

Originally Posted by Private Frazer

We're doomed.

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**DRIVER_B_III_RASC** · 03-05-2012, 12:00

I've heard that 'cherry' b liar has given up wearing long red coats and standing on street corners ever since someone walked up and tried to stuff an envelope in her mouth.

**FORMER_FYRDMAN** · 03-05-2012, 12:05

Originally Posted by Democritus

Quite possibly, but I suspect he still relishes the sweet taste of power. Ever since the advent of Miliband as Labour 'leader', I've been saying that Blair can't be written off as a Comeback Kid. At present, with Cameron hampered by the Coalition (not to mention Osborne) and struggling to impress, Labour feel that they could win the next election, despite having an android in charge. But if the polls start to swing against them by, say, the end of 2013, then stand by for Tone, a proven winner, to be approached by the NEC, whatever Unite and the other union mongs might say. If Red Ed does hang on and Labour crash again, then Blair, who'd still only be in his early 60s, would be seen by many of the Kameraden as the Great White Hope; with mad Cyclops out of the picture, another term (or two) as PM could seem an attractive proposition before the inevitable elevation to the Lords. Yes, we could well see La Belle Cherie once again adorning No 10 and ramming yet more PC subversion into Governmental policy via her right-on husband. What odds on Cool Britannia II?

I suspect that the resulting split in the Labour Party would make the break up of Yugoslavia look like a County Show. Bring it on I say but sadly it ain't gonna happen - St Tone is too toxic.

**CaptainPlume** · 03-05-2012, 12:06

Originally Posted by Democritus

Yes, we could well see La Belle Cherie once again adorning No 10 and ramming yet more PC subversion into Governmental policy via her right-on husband.

And referring to herself as "the First Lady", the jumped-up money-grabbing acquisitive cow. If we did have a concept of a "First Lady" over here it would be Her Majesty.

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 03-05-2012, 12:11

The best contribution he could make to public life would be a full confession and 'guilty' plea at a trial for war crimes, viz. conspiracy to wage an illegal war on fabricated evidence.

**JoeCivvie** · 03-05-2012, 12:14

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

The best contribution he could make to public life would be a full confession and 'guilty' plea at a trial for war crimes, viz. conspiracy to wage an illegal war on fabricated evidence.

The best contribution he could make would be to do a Hitler - off Cherie and then himself.

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 03-05-2012, 12:16

Originally Posted by JoeCivvie

The best contribution he could make would be to do a Hitler - off Cherie and then himself.

What, and take his knowledge of the other guilty men with him to the grave? No, a long and detailed interrogation followed by a few hundred years of imprisonment. If I were feeling particularly fiendish I might grant him weekly conjugal visits as well.