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Aviva Investors HR sacks entire workforce by mistake
Oh what a happy Friday in the office that must have been:
Aviva sacks more than 1,300 workers by mistake - TelegraphObnoxiousJockGit likes this.
- 21-04-2012, 22:15 #2
Aviva are a complete cluster at the moment: they have fired their best employees (who funnily enough were also the most expensive) in order to reduce costs, hired a bunch of incompetent fuckwits to sit on the main Board, and blinded themselves with marketing bullshit and flim flam in their dream of being the largest and most powerful insurance company in the world.
Avoid this company like the plague.BONNACON likes this.Wonders if all the rumours and gossip about the cock Camberwell Carrot being a pederast are true.
- 21-04-2012, 23:58 #3
I've never met anyone working in HR who wasnt
a. a complete fuckwit
b. on a mission to stitch up the employees.
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By its very nature, HR attracts cunts. I would like to have been a fly on the wall when they got the news though.
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HR, full of tense, post menstrual women called Janet and men that need to be dominated by them. Perverts. Fucking lot of them.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha I should re-post this in the Schadenfreude thread.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
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It's very rare for me to genuinly laugh out loud at posts, but that one did it for me. Gets my 'post of the year' award.
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I remember when the wife took on the HR mob over her constructive dismissal. She won, their spokesman said that they were "disappointed". I tend to agree with Biscuits AB on this one.
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Worked for a company that decided we should have CRB checks, just on the remote possibility we might come in to contact with children. One of the lads checks showed something up and when called in he told them grudgingly he was fined something like 2'6 for being drunk and disorderly when he was 18, some 30 years before. HR told manager to sack him for not declaring conviction on his application ( he had been with them nearly 20 years and was a good worker). They did, then had to pay him an absolute fortune when he went to a tribunal. Turned out HR weren't aware of Rehabilitation of Offenders Act, which meant he didn't have to declare it after 5 years. Originally Posted by bakerlite Last edited by nogbad; 22-04-2012 at 08:59. Reason: typo
- 22-04-2012, 10:12 #10Yep! Power hungry control-freaks would screw over colleagues to appease senior management and relish that the workforce sucking up to them like they all hold power equivalent to being in Kim Jong-un's inner circle Originally Posted by DeltaDog
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