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    Return of the Chain Gang


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    the only issue with the ankle tagging is that it needs a ball and chain with it.
    Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy.
    Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.

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    I can't see anything wrong with the idea to be honest.
    Would change prison sentences for the better.
    BONNACON likes this.

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    Good God what about their feelings and the humiliation they might suffer?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    What utter crap. These people know that it will never happen so why do they waste the money we pay them by initiating discussions on shite, rather than on matters which are more important.

    Yet more evidence that the Tories are out of touch.

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    Bollix to em.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Well this is definitely going to happen. We all know that everything Tory MPs want comes true. That is why the cane is back in school and we are hanging people from the neck at a lawful place of execution because they looked a tad dusky.

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    Gets my vote.

    Zero tolerance

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    ROFL

    "Poms in Chains by the road side will definitely be a tourist attraction.
    The last ime I was in the UK there was not much to see of interest on the motor way. However near Birmingham a white van did pull up by the side the road and lots of brown skin people hopped out and ran in all directions. Now that was suspiciously interesting."

    Which arrser was that
    There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.

    Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"

    Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...

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    Ball and chain ankle tags would definitely be an improvement on the current set up...

    Especially if they were mandatory. A fair few have manged to get away wit thm. Remember the girl who 'liked to dress in feminine clothes' so the tag would 'clash' with her couture?

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