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As a undereducated, racist thug, who only joined the Army for the thrill of killing other humans, and of course my penchant for bayonetting ten year old kids...

I mentioned before that I've been on a few humanitarian ops... and recently have wired up schools and med centres in Afghanistan. Talk about extreme sports, a guy watching my back and there I am trying to figure out what the hell the last 'sparky' has done to the electrics! Blue... that neutral isn't it? Oh, no it's now earth... and appears to join another colour with a knot. Is that mauve? I don't even know what mauve looks like.

Any way a question to thomas ball.

In the words of Heather Small.

'What have YOU done today to make you feel proud'?

I'm guessing a pot noodle and a w4nk wont cut it, so I'm willing to expand the search criteria to 'What have you ever done'?

What a cunt

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

In the words of Heather Small.

now thats not something you hear very often.


and you even worked it into a rhyme!

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

No. This week we are mainly being Fijian.

Should help on the rugby front.

Given that this cunt is probably proud of the shitstorm he created I'd ask what has he ever done of which his mother could feel proud.

Poor Tommy Ball's dream of internet fame isn't quite working out. Twitter account locked down and followers down from 263 yesterday to 207 today. He's losing about 50 followers a day since he gobbed off.

Twitter

Originally Posted by Cable_Ties

What a tool. I hope he has fun on the streets being pointed out as "the wanker in the bow-tie".

I'd rather he was pointed out as "the screaming wanker in the bow-tie with a red hot poker up his arse"

These disgusting and vile remarks come from a blinkered and poorly educated man (he is, unfortunately one of many hundreds, possibly thousands who hold this warpped view of the military). Like others on here if he were to appear in front of me then, yes physical acts of retribution would be swift and hard. That however does not solve the problem that this wasteful collection of vital organs has choosen not support our troops on the ground and toe the offical party line. People like this forget they are writing about sons, brothers, husbands and fathers when they publish such filth. They see an opportunity of self agrandment and go for it. Imagine if those killed has been RSR? The man would have been lynched by now.

If Labour had not disposed of the death penalty for treson (In law, treason is the crime that covers some of the more extreme acts against one's sovereign or nation, his sentiments behind his tweet are no different to some of the shite Lord Haw Haw came out with before the barrack room lawyers get going and that twat swung too) then this sack of human effulent would be a sure candidate for a short dance from a long rope. He fails to fully appriciate the fantastic propaganda he has handed to supporters of Taliban et al.

Yes many do not support why we're there, but thankfully many more support those who ARE there. I know none of us are child killers, I know that Ball will reap what he sows, and I know it'll only get worse for him as the news spreads but the words of Henry V ring true:

From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.