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**King_of_the_Burpas** · 15-02-2012, 18:03

Originally Posted by jarrod248

And women drank halves in ladies glasses.

Up in the north east, you get your Newky Broon Bottle with a half pint glass. So stop being sexist.

**Draft Dodger** · 15-02-2012, 18:07

anyone interested in a sweep to see who whistfully deploys "wen ah wur ah lad......" or "aye, those were the days....." first on this thread?

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 15-02-2012, 18:09

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

anyone interested in a sweep to see who whistfully deploys "wen ah wur ah lad......" or "aye, those were the days....." first on this thread?

Too late. Markintime has already done it.

**Draft Dodger** · 15-02-2012, 18:12

dammit, missed that. thats the thing about my generation, they just dont pay enough attention to their elders. now, during the war......

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 15-02-2012, 18:21

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

dammit, missed that. thats the thing about my generation, they just dont pay enough attention to their elders. now, during the war......

Yes, you missed his metaphorical bicycle being pushed up the hill with his loaves and....

Cue Brass Band

... those days when you could go to a proper pub full of men, with your money from the tallyman at Platt's Common and have a few pints of Old Scrotum before going home to box the missus and bugger your own children before throwing your plate of 'warm up' on the fire.

Them were't days xx

**Brotherton Lad** · 15-02-2012, 18:24

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

anyone interested in a sweep to see who whistfully deploys "wen ah wur ah lad......" or "aye, those were the days....." first on this thread?

Spotted in post 307 at 1656.

Better than the SLR

**jarrod248** · 15-02-2012, 18:27

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Up in the north east, you get your Newky Broon Bottle with a half pint glass. So stop being sexist.

I thought it went in a pint glass but you only half filled it?

**Herrumph** · 15-02-2012, 18:28

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Up in the north east, you get your Newky Broon Bottle with a half pint glass. So stop being sexist.

Well the lasses do most of the drinking anyway

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 15-02-2012, 18:33

Originally Posted by jarrod248

I thought it went in a pint glass but you only half filled it?

Savage! Didn't I see you in Greggs at the pie counter, btw.

**Markintime** · 15-02-2012, 18:34

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Yes, you missed his metaphorical bicycle being pushed up the hill with his loaves and....

Cue Brass Band

... those days when you could go to a proper pub full of men, with your money from the tallyman at Platt's Common and have a few pints of Old Scrotum before going home to box the missus and bugger your own children before throwing your plate of 'warm up' on the fire.

Them were't days xx

There is only one fatal flaw to your monologue.