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    Walt?

    Hi All

    Need advice on the serious subject of walting!
    Guy just joined our firm claiming to be Royal Marines REME?

    He claims to have joined REME as a vehicle mechanic and then got attached to 42 commando and served 6 years.
    Question: Do REME get attached to a naval unit ?
    And is there such a thing as REME
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    Yes they do.
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    Thanks ,it's just he's such a knob story doesn't go with the man !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biffo15 View Post
    Thanks ,it's just he's such a knob story doesn't go with the man !!
    He is REME after all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager View Post
    He is REME after all!
    Gods amongst men!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biffo15 View Post
    Thanks ,it's just he's such a knob story doesn't go with the man !!
    My father has just passed away after a long and valiant fight with bowel cancer. Dad was a much decorated REME war hero. He was decorated for plugging an oil switch which had been blown off by shrapnel from a hand grenade in Aden. Oil was pissing out all over and the engine was about to seize up. Dad jammed his thumb into the crank case, hooked an elbow onto the crossmember and shouted "GO GO GO".

    As a result four honest English lads got back to base safe and returned to their loved ones. Dad spent the rest of his life standing up, but he regarded it a small price to pay.

    My father was 5'2" tall. But he was a bigger man than you.
    A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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    "Dad spent the rest of his life standing up, but he regarded it a small price to pay."

    Respectful question: Why standing up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aardvaark the carpeted View Post
    "Dad spent the rest of his life standing up, but he regarded it a small price to pay."

    Respectful question: Why standing up?
    If you have ever spent 20 minutes being dragged on your arse under a Landy in Aden with your fucking thumb jammed into the oil switch socket you would know. Dad was a hero in REME and now me and the family would like to be left in peace.
    A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    My father was 5'2" tall.
    Are you sure he was standing up, then? Could he not just have been 6'8" and sitting down?
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    You cannot walt as the REME, god himself would strike you down for impersonating one of his children.
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