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**genesis** · 09-02-2012, 02:18

she cant even batter Her Ginger dog like a proper woman!!!!

**Kalle_M** · 09-02-2012, 03:10

Originally Posted by The_Snail

How dare you put me in the "Hard Hitters" group?

Who gives a fuck what you think, Dale? You're in the group of "hard hitters" whether you like it or not. And that's why gumbob knobbers like FraudOafie don't dare to attack you.

MsG

**The_Snail** · 09-02-2012, 03:19

Originally Posted by Kalle_M

Who gives a fuck what you think, Dale? You're in the group of "hard hitters" whether you like it or not. And that's why gumbob knobbers like FraudOafie don't dare to attack you.

MsG

I beg to differ, you daft twat.

They pick on me all the time, Your head is so up your own arrse that you can't see it.

I am "Duty Pick On Bitch". Just because I give it back, does not mean that I am in with the "In Crowd".

Take your head for a wobble, and eat so much cheese that your head explodes.

**Kalle_M** · 09-02-2012, 03:47

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I beg to differ, you daft twat.

They pick on me all the time, Your head is so up your own arrse that you can't see it.

I am "Duty Pick On Bitch". Just because I give it back, does not mean that I am in with the "In Crowd".

Take your head for a wobble, and eat so much cheese that your head explodes.

Nobody said anything about the "In Crowd", Dale, but it's insightful that you mention it. So let me translate that for the hard of hearing: I hold up the hard as nails front so that knobbers like FraudOafie (formally known as FiveAlpha) have a hard job getting to me, or me showing that they've got to me. Is that about right? Nichts für ungut, versteht's sich - just to stick with my profile Bugsy - ARRSEpedia.

MsG

**DesktopCommando** · 09-02-2012, 03:51

thought this thread was on trolls .....

... I present Snail Troll !!!

...ill go find kalle M troll in a sec

**The_Snail** · 09-02-2012, 07:08

Originally Posted by Kalle_M

Nobody said anything about the "In Crowd", Dale, but it's insightful that you mention it. So let me translate that for the hard of hearing: I hold up the hard as nails front so that knobbers like FraudOafie (formally known as FiveAlpha) have a hard job getting to me, or me showing that they've got to me. Is that about right? Nichts für ungut, versteht's sich - just to stick with my profile Bugsy - ARRSEpedia.

MsG

Boo hoo you fucking thicko.

You did include me in the "In Crowd", and I am not. I am a mere weasel compared to them.

Every fucker that knows me knows that I am a fucking Softie, and there is nothing on here that I post that wouldn't say in real life.

So kiss me where I shit from.

(To everyone else - I am sat in the living room in a North Face Jacket. No sleep, the dog has decided that he wants to scratch a tishly off his ear and it's like the Texas Chainsaw fillum in here. There's fucking blood everywhere and he won't let me near him. Methinks it will be a long day).

Oh and you can still fuck off.

Bickies, pass me the skateboard and the balaclava, I'm off to batter people with my baton.

**The_Snail** · 09-02-2012, 07:17

Originally Posted by Kalle_M

Nobody said anything about the "In Crowd", Dale, but it's insightful that you mention it. So let me translate that for the hard of hearing: I hold up the hard as nails front so that knobbers like FraudOafie (formally known as FiveAlpha) have a hard job getting to me, or me showing that they've got to me. Is that about right? Nichts für ungut, versteht's sich - just to stick with my profile Bugsy - ARRSEpedia.

MsG

Oh, and don't even think about trying a comeback to me.

It's not worth it.

I don't need big boys to help me out. I'm a gobshite on my own.

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 09-02-2012, 07:20

If the present trend continues unchecked, by August almost half of the internet will consist of statements by Bugsy about how little FiveAlpha bothers him.

**The_Snail** · 09-02-2012, 07:33

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

If the present trend continues unchecked, by August almost half of the internet will consist of statements by Bugsy about how little FiveAlpha bothers him.

and sheds or eggs.

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 09-02-2012, 07:53

Originally Posted by The_Snail

and sheds or eggs.

I doubt he indulges himself in the Capitalist extravagance of a 'shed'.

He'll be shuffling about in his turf-and-dung hovel muttering to himself... "fockan cont... calls me a bogtrotter willyez?.... fockan FibreAlfred, there that'll teach yez hohoho FibreAlfred jaysus I don't know how i thinks em up so i don't.... fockan CONT CONT CONT... FyldeAlpine there that'll teach yez ye CONT... "