Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Royal Tunbridge Wells yesterday PM.
Dozy Milf bint in her brand new Range Rover attempting to parallel park.The space was big enough for a transit van,one having vacated the space just prior to her arrival.She tried going in front first,thought better of it.Several cars now waiting to get by,this being a single lane road.
Thinks she'll try reversing in,trouble locating reverse obviously.This went on for five minutes or so,
Being the gentleman I am I taps the window and offer to help.She lowers the window,all teeth and tits,and accepts my generous offer.
Explaining she has never driven it before,let alone have to park it,as her driver normally does it all.
She dismounts and is wearing her 6 inch stiletto Jimmy Choos.

Come on you know the drill, piccies at least. and wasn't down Warwick Road by any chance?

A mystery has just been solved. As a truck driver for the last 10 years or so, I had often wondered and at last have had it confirmed.

The missus has just bought a Beemer and, despite spending well over a hour reading the manual and another two hours sat fiddling with all the switches, I can confirm Beemers do not have indicators!!!!!!!!

When was the driving public ever consulted before these new spotlights which only come on when you are turning. How can we complain to a government agency about them?

Originally Posted by postman_twit

A mystery has just been solved. As a truck driver for the last 10 years or so, I had often wondered and at last have had it confirmed.

The missus has just bought a Beemer and, despite spending well over a hour reading the manual and another two hours sat fiddling with all the switches, I can confirm Beemers do not have indicators!!!!!!!!

But I am sure they have a light in the vanity mirror.

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Royal Tunbridge Wells yesterday PM.
Dozy Milf bint in her brand new Range Rover attempting to parallel park.The space was big enough for a transit van,one having vacated the space just prior to her arrival.She tried going in front first,thought better of it.Several cars now waiting to get by,this being a single lane road.
Thinks she'll try reversing in,trouble locating reverse obviously.This went on for five minutes or so,
Being the gentleman I am I taps the window and offer to help.She lowers the window,all teeth and tits,and accepts my generous offer.
Explaining she has never driven it before,let alone have to park it,as her driver normally does it all.
She dismounts and is wearing her 6 inch stiletto Jimmy Choos.

Pictures? and did you?

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Royal Tunbridge Wells yesterday PM.
Dozy Milf bint in her brand new Range Rover attempting to parallel park.The space was big enough for a transit van,one having vacated the space just prior to her arrival.She tried going in front first,thought better of it.Several cars now waiting to get by,this being a single lane road.
Thinks she'll try reversing in,trouble locating reverse obviously.This went on for five minutes or so,
Being the gentleman I am I taps the window and offer to help.She lowers the window,all teeth and tits,and accepts my generous offer.
Explaining she has never driven it before,let alone have to park it,as her driver normally does it all.
She dismounts and is wearing her 6 inch stiletto Jimmy Choos.

Since when have you been an expert on identifying the brand of womens shoes?

Originally Posted by Westpoint

Since when have you been an expert on identifying the brand of womens shoes?

You're not married are you?

Back to this again. Almost completely wiped out by some c**t in an old merc, he's going like hell fishtailing through a set of lights. If I hadn't stood the thing on it's nose I would have been buried in him. Told the peelers, couldn't have been less interested. Gave the reg. Oh that sounds like a foreign plate. Should be easy to find then...................Jesus I miss the old days when all you had to do was worry about the odd donegal plated motor attempting to negotiate a roundabout.
Was I hurt, well the term 'Fresh underwear' is now a thing of the past. No doubt if they're ever tracked down it'll be some non english speaking, uninsured, untaxed unregistered and when they go to the address given he'll be unheard of. Bastard.

Originally Posted by Westpoint

Since when have you been an expert on identifying the brand of womens shoes?

I believe men learn brands of women's shoes quite easily... Normally from trying to identify frmo their bank statement why the day after they get paid, a rather large chunk of their balance seems to disappear in just a few purchases.

Originally Posted by Westpoint

The trouble is with indicators at roundabouts that some people start indicating TOO EARLY for taking a left exit.

It is almost impossible to indicate properly on a mini roundabout.

Often the safest option is NOT to indicate on roundabouts.

Maybe the case on a mini roundabout, but many people don't bother to indicate on larger roundabouts. I sit there in an artic waiting for suitable gap to pull out, only to find 2 or 3 cars not indicating suddenly turn of just before me. Next car comes round not indicating so not being a mind reader I pull out. Why do they also feel the need to hug the roundabout as if they are turning right then suddenly branch off instead of indicating and moving towards the exit. I suppose the safest roundabout is the magic one in Swindon. No one has a clue where anyone is going so they all just approach with caution.