Originally Posted by k13eod

Come an' chuck us orf the train big man!

Fare dodger!

I find it funny how students have a habit of acting like complete cunts, then when caught they come back a day or two later trying to justify the fact they are a cunt.

Originally Posted by Werewolf

He can't manage to buy the right ticket but he can study for a degree? What's the degree in, Counting To Potato?

He's Scottish, so it's probably a degree in shouting abuse at someone who believes in a different method of worshipping some invisible man on a cloud.

Originally Posted by k13eod

Oh dear ...

Fuck off. I saw it first.

Well, even if I didnt, I laid the mine, right? I laid the mine that.... oh fuck.

Sorry. SORRY.

But the Scotch thing is still my wind-up, all right?

Originally Posted by vampireuk

He's Scottish, so it's probably a degree in shouting abuse at someone who believes in a different method of worshipping some invisible man on a cloud.

And to think...English taxes are paying for it! The fare dodging, mouthy, shite hat wearing Jock twat!

Originally Posted by BanjoBill

Indeed... and if big silly twat had tried to manhandle me off the train I'd have shinned his bollocks so fucking hard he'd be able to taste his own spunk... not to mention the potential for injury to the other passengers created by the girt numpty.... noting the sorry as he potentially injured specky sat peacefully with his kids.

Over zealous all around and ticket inspector needs retraining - as a toilet attendant. Fekking arrogant jobsworth.

Course you would sunshine, suppose you would of roundhouse kicked him in the throat too ;)

Fare dodgers, such as the scabrous little smidgeon of excrement, cost you and me, enormous amounts of money, as rail companies attempt to recoup costs.

Why should a man doing his duty be subjected to the verbal filth uttered by said speck of shite? Why should the nearby passengers be assailed by the smegma's invective? Oh! sorry! I forgot the European Human Rights Act allows drunken specks of anal detritus equal 'rights'.

I am just sorry that the 'big fella' didn't break the screaming shite's jaw!

I hope it is different in Scotland, but in Blair's Buggered England, - 'big fella' would be locked up; the ticket wallah would be sacked; and the speck of shit would be cascaded with apologies and deluged with tax-payers' funded 'compensayshun'.

Any fund to assist 'big fella' will be supported by me.

PS: Remember, it is easier for the police to charge 'big fella' than it is to prosecute 'Smegma head'. As for the shit's father - what stone did he slither from under? His role ought to have been to collect the foul-mouthed little yob and beat him to within an inch of his scrofulous existence!!

Hear it for the 'Big Fella'.

Hear! Hear!

Good on the big Yin.

Fecking scrotes are getting on everyones tits, and deserve all they get.

Blame the parents...........and you usually can.

Originally Posted by vampireuk

He's Scottish, so it's probably a degree in shouting abuse at someone who believes in a different method of worshipping some invisible man on a cloud.

How very dare you?! That is a vile accuracy, sir, and my countrymen resemble your remarks!