Originally Posted by ringdoby

I don't know what Section 5 is, but this *may* be applicable if it involves swearing: Swearing at police is not a crime, judge rules - Telegraph
If section 5 involves Scrote leaving the train for not showing a valid ticket then he did so, albeit an involuntary ejection.
I'd like to see fat bloke done with something though, only because he looks like a fat smug fucker. And he's fat, and belongs to Trumpton apparently, the workshy striking fat cnuts.

Sorry, I was in a rush. Public Order Act, I think. I'm sure that if I'm mistaken, the resident plods will correct me and issue a fixed penalty notice for uttering bollocks in a public place whilst they're at it.

That case was discussed here. The learned judge said it wasn't an offence because the plods and chavs present shouldn't have been offended by sweary words. That isn't the case here.

If it doesn't apply in Scotland, I'm sure Scotplod can quote the relevant legislation that will ensure they will be required to take no further action.

PS Besides the issue of the lack of a ticket, the scrote was swearing in the hearing of women and young children. If this had happened in a shop, pub or restaurant, I'd support anyone who took a firm grip of him and placed him and his gobby mouth outside.

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Never once did I assault anyone during my service but when, as Canteen Cowboy or part of the Guard, I came up against some twat who didn’t fancy sticking to the published JRC closing time and wouldn’t leave when told to, I didn’t hesitate to huckle him.

I'm not going to continue argueing my point with you, it detracts from the thread. You argue a point of law, I argue the point of common sense; perhaps the two have become so far detached they cannot be applied to the same situation.

But I will say, I have no idea what you mean when you say; "I didn’t hesitate to huckle him" so I googled it and best I can find is;

From the Urban Dictionary

1 Huckle

A cacky stabbing, shirt lifting fudge nudger. A male human who gets his erotic pleasure from other male humans. Faggot. A gay man.

"My ass is killing me, either I had a dodgy curry or I was raped by a huckle while I slept".


2. Huckle

A baby or child who's Mommy operates a meth lab.

"Save my HUCKLE" screamed Mommy as the firefighters attempted to put out the trailer fire started by the meth lab explosion.

3. Huckle

Someone that is more than gay so that he’s even more annoying."You fucking huckle!!"

From the Free Dictionary

huckle [ˈhʌkəl]
n Rare
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Anatomy) the hip or haunch
2. a projecting or humped part
[diminutive of Middle English huck hip, haunch; perhaps related to Old Norse hūka to squat]

Odd that.

Originally Posted by k13eod

I'm not going to continue argueing my point with you, it detracts from the thread. You argue a point of law, I argue the point of common sense; perhaps the two have become so far detached they cannot be applied to the same situation.

But I will say, I have no idea what you mean when you say; "I didn’t hesitate to huckle him" so I googled it and best I can find is;





Odd that.

Wasn't there a song? Do the Huckle bug or something?

Originally Posted by CaptainPlume

I'd truly love to & if a job interview had gone the right way would have been bringing MrsPlume and MasterPlume to sample the delights* of your fair capital but afraid the trip doesn't fit in with other arrangements...

* althought he conversation about your national dish (no, not deep fried Mars Bars) went something like this:

Haggis? What is haggis?

Sheep's stomach, stuffed with meat and barley.

And what do you do with it?

You eat it.

How revolting!

Your wife and child are clearly perspicacious.

To everyone else this is old news and they have lost all interest. I mentioned the Scotrail thing to a journo mate and he said "God, that's a bit 'beginning of the week' isn't it?"

Here on ARRSE there are still people scrapping with each other about it and you'll probably hear references back to this thread well into the New Year, there appears to be no memory longer that an ARRSEr scorned's.

MIT - You said exactly the same thing on the 4th August 2008.

Originally Posted by Markintime

To everyone else this is old news and they have lost all interest. I mentioned the Scotrail thing to a journo mate and he said "God, that's a bit 'beginning of the week' isn't it?"

Here on ARRSE there are still people scrapping with each other about it and you'll probably hear references back to this thread well into the New Year, there appears to be no memory longer that an ARRSEr scorned's.

Tell your journo mate the green eyed monster is coming to get him.

I only keep posting in the hope that I'll bore you to death.

Originally Posted by Markintime

To everyone else this is old news and they have lost all interest. I mentioned the Scotrail thing to a journo mate and he said "God, that's a bit 'beginning of the week' isn't it?"

Here on ARRSE there are still people scrapping with each other about it and you'll probably hear references back to this thread well into the New Year, there appears to be no memory longer that an ARRSEr scorned's.

This incident yesterday evening could well revive interest.

Ticket inspector stabbed in back - National - Wakefield Express

Originally Posted by MARTOK

This incident yesterday evening could well revive interest.

Ticket inspector stabbed in back - National - Wakefield Express

It's got potential written all over it and why all this garbled nonsense about ToC's just wouldn't stand up.... the cops have stab vests, tazers and best of all good drills... you cannot reasonably expect your average Blakey to deal and sooner or later should a company force their staff to deal, then they will feel the cost at many levels. Some things are just fekkin obvious. See: Scotrail No Ticket!!

Originally Posted by BanjoBill

It's got potential written all over it and why all this garbled nonsense about ToC's just wouldn't stand up.... the cops have stab vests, tazers and best of all good drills... you cannot reasonably expect your average Blakey to deal and sooner or later should a company force their staff to deal, then they will feel the cost at many levels. Some things are just fekkin obvious. See: Scotrail No Ticket!!

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