Originally Posted by manchestercop

Should be fun...

Dilzybhoy why don't you come over to Belfast, or why not come over in the future for the next Old Firm game. I remember 6 chaps came over for one a while back.....

Hardened weegie (Glaswegian) Republicans with family ties to Northern Ireland. Over they came, thinking it'd be great to watch the match in Ballymurphy. Wearing their Celtic shirts and green/white/gold scarves they stroll mightly into a pub, a pub where they 'belong'. Being in NI, do what the Northern Irish (didnt say either side there did i :D) do... have a Guiness.... "6 pints of Guiness please bartender" (poetic license). They get their drinks and take their seats for what should be orgasmic, an Old Firm game in a Ballymurphy pub. The match starts, half time comes. One of the 6 Scottish Irish Republicans goes to the gents, "alright pal, enjoying the game?" other patron "don't fùcking speak to me ya Brit bâstard". Scottish Irish Republican returns to his mates in shock... "i just got called a Brit", "By who, knock his cùnt in"...... "by me, you Brit bastards" - over walks a 'real' Irish Republican... and so do his mates. "You 6 Brits have got 30 seconds to get out...", 6 Scottish Irish Republicans are in shock... they are die hard Celtic fans, they know all the words to the Soldier Song and can say "Our time will come" in Gaelic.... "We aren't British"... "Aye you are, get out"......

It came as a shock to these 6 Scottish Irish Republicans.... what was going on..... the fact they are from Scotland means they clearly are Scottish and like them, idiots like Dilzybhoy need to stop pretending they understand Northern Ireland, they do not.

Hopefully Dilzybhoy will never be stupid enough to genuinely believe his claims and visit places in Northern Ireland that no Brit should without someone on sharkwatch or their own sidearm, else Dilzybhoy and anyone else might find themselves with puncture wounds courtesy of knives and a few knocks about the head courtesy of a number of boots like the 6 Scottish Irish Republicans did when they thought they would come "home".

Poetic licence. HE HE HE.
You make that up all by yourself?
I think I'll stay here you cunts are funny.

Originally Posted by Owain_Glyndwr

Does anyone else think he might be Robert Burns?

They seem to share a desire to spell things phonetically; at least Burns had an excuse...

Which was?

Originally Posted by manchestercop

"6 pints of Guiness please bartender" (poetic license).

Please do notice the full stop after "(poetic license)" this suggesting i made up the words "6 pints of Guiness please bartender".

I do note the fact you ignore the main issue, and as far as making it up goes, i took one of the unfortunate chaps statements.

So far I've seen one, fuckin one, semi-coherant post on this site.
Do any of yous know how to debate or do yi just engage in mutual masterbation with one an' other.
Oooooh that Dilzybhoy, hes Baaaaad. He's a Twaaaaat.
Yeh inty? He knows fuck all. We know everything don't we boys?
Nah Nah, Nah Nah, Nah, let's all point at Dilzybhoy.

Mature,

It would seem you have no response to my post, can i take it then that you do not want to come and visit sunny Belfast and go for a drink with your mates down the Short Strand?

Originally Posted by Dilzybhoy

So far I've seen one, * one, semi-coherant post on this site.

Try Current Affairs.

Go to bed you silly little boy and in the morning learn some spelling and diction. You are a child, but in time people learn, its called growing up.

Manchester Cop, spot on example of these fools and the reality of comrades in "The struggle", good post.

Originally Posted by manchestercop

Mature,

It would seem you have no response to my post, can i take it then that you do not want to come and visit sunny Belfast and go for a drink with your mates down the Short Strand?

Thanks fir the invite.
Belfast isnae ma scene. I just have to drive through the bastard place to another of yir bastard places. Bally-efin-mena.
When I do my socialising I tend to do it in Loughiel and/or Dunloy.
I do however drink from time to time in a Pub or two in Ballymena.
Not too far from the Showgrounds.
As it happens my big cos stays on Broughshane.
Anyway whit wis the point again?
Ah that's right. Fuck all.
USUALLLLLL

If you didn't get my original point you are fairly dim, and as i pointed out in my first post - family ties to NI don't make a difference. I'm sure the wider ARRSE users do have you sussed as misguided at best.

I suppose you often plan attacks on St. Patricks barracks - i am assuming you know what this place is and exactly where it is in relation to the Seven Towers leisure centre, again i'm sure you know what place is reffered to by some as the "seven towers".

Originally Posted by DozyBint

Originally Posted by Dilzybhoy

So far I've seen one, * one, semi-coherant post on this site.

Try Current Affairs.

Well unfortunately, I was kind of drawn to this thread by one of your fellow fooktards.
I'll be quite honest boys. I dread to think whit you daft bawbags might think about current affairs.
Prejaduced possibly, but I've seen enough so far, to know not to go digging too deep into this vileness.

An' whit's wrang wi' ma diction.